November 29

November 29 is national Short Person Day

Tall person: yo your so small CONGRATS
Small person: why are you congratulating me?
Tall person: its november 29

by totalyn0tclikbait November 6, 2019

November 11

November 11 is the day you yeet your friends wig off

Person 1: um can I touch your hair for 1 second. person 2: why? Person 1: because it’s November 11

by I’m peppa pig November 10, 2019

November 22

Eat shit day

November 22

by A wooden toaster zombie November 13, 2019

November 21

national blowjob day

On November 21 you get to suck off guys dicks

by KennethThaiLMAO November 20, 2019

November 25

National dick you down day. If your a virgin then come out of your pants.

November 25 is national dick you down day.

by Skjabsjdbeyshanfjfj November 25, 2019

November 24

If you was born on this date yo name most like Edgar or sum like that and you chill asf and you have a nice jawline

edgar: i was born on november 24
freddy: yo name must be edgar right?

edgar: yuh how u know?
freddy: cuz urban dictionary says so

by daddy big nose October 17, 2019

November 2nd

The day where you murder your midget friend for.. just being a midget

dude 1: yo, it's november 2nd, you know what that means!
dude 2: YEAH! let's go kill jamal, that fricken stupid midget retard that dies and lives by cookies

by Yeetusthenationalday November 1, 2019