Me: “Excuse me. I need a lime with my Captain and Sprite.”
Bartender: “oh Lord, thats the Death Twat Signature Drink”
Bartender: “oh Lord, thats the Death Twat Signature Drink”
by Death Twatstar May 11, 2018
Get the death twat signature drink mug.The worst nightmare you would ever have back in the day on the original XBOX 360 in it's launch. Trust me, it's fucking painful if you ask me, it happened to me one time I got the old 360 few days after Christmas. This was due to the rushed launch of the 360, or just buying a used one that may have already gotten the dreaded red ring.
This was (thankfully) solved with Microsoft holding a 3 Year warranty for repairs on the console. Well now we are in 2017, if you have this problem now and you had it for about what, 10 years? You are screwed. Or you can just buy a slim 360 which won't break down on you. So I guess you are not boned after all.
This was (thankfully) solved with Microsoft holding a 3 Year warranty for repairs on the console. Well now we are in 2017, if you have this problem now and you had it for about what, 10 years? You are screwed. Or you can just buy a slim 360 which won't break down on you. So I guess you are not boned after all.
by That2000'sKid March 8, 2017
Get the Red Ring Of Death mug.1. A nickname for a blackhole
2. Any type of star which can bring apocalypse to neighbouring planets, such as a magnetar.
3. A moon-sized space station in Star Wars, which can destroy entire planets.
2. Any type of star which can bring apocalypse to neighbouring planets, such as a magnetar.
3. A moon-sized space station in Star Wars, which can destroy entire planets.
'The Greek Gods were furious with humanity, so they sent The Muse of Astronomy, Urania to raise her orbed wand, as well as play a flute to magically summon the death star: A blackhole, which would swallow the world and that's why they nicknamed her 'The Musical Death Star (beautiful, but deadly)'.
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Get the Death star mug.When you go to milk a cow with appendicitis, sit down and grab an udder.. The appendix bursts. The cow shudders and crumples to the floor squeezing its udders between the floor and trapping your arms inbetween them. The moment of squishy impact the udders explode resulting in a mass of milk, appendix juice and gushing anal fluids spraying in your eyes and in your mouth. All this is too much for your body to handle so it comes out of your ass the other end and shoots you upwards.. snapping your neck and killing the both of you instantly.
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