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3 kinds of fucked up

to be extremely intoxicated on at least 3 substances at the same time. can be functioning or passed out.
example: high on Roxy, weed and drunk

Bill: man im high and drunk. i think im going to pass out.

Joe: hit a line of that bump and you'll be on another level

Bill: i about to be 3 kinds of fucked up
by running_scared 123 September 30, 2010
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Mass effect 3 ending

The worst possible ending in video game. It has never been yet surpassed since its reveal.
Person: Yea that ending was bad, but we all remember the mass effect 3 ending...

Other person: Yea, and that extended cut didn't help either!
by Awesomejawsom July 1, 2012
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3 0 flip

an abbriviation for a 360 flip
by Talon May 31, 2004
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1-2-3 RATING.

The alternative to the 1-10 scale rating for women. Saying a woman is a "7.0" or a "6.5" is pointless as it does not answer the ultimate question; "WOULD YOU HIT IT?" This is the ONLY thing that should be going through your mind as you think about an attractive (or less than attractive woman)

And, so the breakdown...(for personal reasons we will begin at the middle (( 2 )) rating).

2 - HIT IT ...nice and simple, you'd "hit" whatever it is you are talking about

3 - DEFINITELY HIT IT!!!! ...absolutely, without a doubt, not only hittable but hittable to the extent that you'd buy her anything and shower her with diamonds to keep "hitting" it. Usually a 3 doesn't even have to be acknowledge as a 3, as by this point if you're standing with a group of guys, you are ALL checking her out, up and down, down and up!

1 - "I'D LET HER BLOW ME" Now, this one is the flip side of the 3. The girl is somewhat cute (must be otherwise how could she blow something overly limp?) but just to get a nut off. No sex, no going down on her, NO DIAMONDS!

Now, if you're looking at something so hideous that you wouldn't hit it or let her blow your worst enemy, you are looking at something OUTSIDE OF REASON, our exception to the 1-2-3 Rating.

Now, go out and use this powerful new tool that will make your life so much more simple than using the 1 - 10 scale!
i.e 1-2-3 RATING.

Jessica Alba - 3 "I'D DEFINITELY HIT IT!"

Jennifer Carpenter - 2 "yeah...I'd hit it"

Monica Lewinski - 1 "I'd let her blow me"

Monique - "OUTSIDE OF MOTHERFUCKING REASON"
by Arthur V. October 3, 2008
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Halo 3 montage

A movie that you make out of a shitty game and pay $150 to make while giving butt sex to your counterpart a.k.a. Shawn... just like the dirty Shancez
Josh: Hey Shawn... Do you want to make that Halo 3 montage??? ;);)
Shawn: Hellz yeah man!!! I love going into your bedroom, in the dark, while sitting extremely close to each other. foundling each other gently.
by FuCk_JoSh July 4, 2009
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coffee 3

What you get if you let someone sleep over at your house so they can play video games.

I don't think it's a good thing.
"Can I sleep over at your house to play video games?" "What will you give me?" "Sex?" "no" "Sexual Favors?" "no" "coffee" "no" "coffee 3" "...what?"
by DeWayne Mann August 16, 2004
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3 o'clock throw back

The ugliest girl(s) left in the bar about an hour before it closes.
I was feeling horny, so I stopped by the bar to pick up a 3 O'Clock throw back.
What the fuck was Koziol thinking, that bitch is a 3 O'Clock throw back I wouldn't fuck her with Smitty's dick, a 10 foot pole and Heig pushing!!
by Adam DeVore April 4, 2006
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