Two Thirds Effect

Where any song is slowed down by two thirds of its length. commonly experienced by a lack of proper timing.

Take me to church becomes Taaaaaakkkke meeeee to chuuuurrrch is a common example of Two thirds effect

by JumpingJ January 20, 2016

Texas Two-Way

When one goes about the act of vomiting and defecating at the same time, causing the individual to spew filth in multiple directions.

"After pulling a Texas Two-Way in the parking lot, George promptly rallied on into the Van Halen concert."

by Ffej16 January 27, 2016

Two Call Process

Two Call Process is where an escort uses two phones calls from you to verify you're legit. The first will take you to a a neutral spot such as a gas station or a fast food parking lot (This usually puts you within 3 blocks or 3 minutes of the place, the "3x3 Rule" ). Once you get there, she will have you call again to get the address.

Yes, i use a standard two call process. Go to the gas station on the corner of MLK and Getiton. Call me when you get there, and I'll give you my address.

by Ass NonyMouse March 15, 2016

Abba Two Meals

An absolute lad usually by the name of Aaron typically who will easily stretch to a cheeky 'double Maccies' once in a while. He wouldn't dream of turning down a beer or six at a party because well... He is just Abba. Doesn't mind spending a few quid to satisfy his hunger, no matter how large the meal is. Abba is just a lad who will take no shit yet is a very loveable and best friend to the people he cares about most.

"That Abba Two Meals is getting his fill again"

by AbbasSecretary March 24, 2016

two horse saloon

A Dive Or Small Bar With Limited Seating

Needing To Get Drunk As Soon As Possible, We Crawled To The Nearest Two Horse Saloon We Could Find.

by Sweet Golden Greek April 4, 2016

Two trucks and a jimmy

What you load 16 people in and head to a live tv demo show.

Reporter: "how'd you all get here?"

Man answers: " Two trucks and a Jimmy"

by Msherwood91 July 19, 2017

A fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle

The medical phenomenon of a woman gaining the ability of being able to bear and give birth to twins after being fisted. It is widely accepted in medical circles that woman who have not been fisted previously cannot fall pregnant with twins

"Did you hear Sophie had twins?" "well u know what they say a fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle".

by Learners scholar August 10, 2017