One Clap Two Clap You Clapped

One Clap Two Clap You Clapped was a cut quest in the hit game Fallout New Vegas. The quest was given by Clapios Primo and had you kill 3 prostitutes but not much is known about this quest. In addition, Clapios Primo was cut early on in development so many voice line revolving around this quest were cut as well.

You: Have you heard anything about the quest One Clap Two Clap You Clapped?
Friend: All I know is that it’s a cut quest.
Clapios Primo: Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021

two way saw

when a person is giving oral and receiving anal or vaginal sex at the same time.

hey man me and this dude were giving this girl the ol' two way saw

by Vanessa licea May 21, 2017

your ass from page two

Not knowing anything

You don’t know your ass from page two

by Paul Annette July 31, 2021

a time or two

Loosely means once or twice. Also expressed as a time or 3, a time or 4. It means that something done happened at least once but could have happened a few, but not many times. Its kind of similar to saying a couple, with couple literally being 2 but it may be 3 or 4, but not many

I've done done that a time or two

by Sir Carlton September 3, 2021

two tone joe

The act of fisting a female whilst on her period. The act includes that the fister has a handful of coffee grounds while performing the bloody fisting act, hence the two tones (red and brown) and joe, meaning the coffee like substance created from the warmth in the fistee's vagina.

The only way to see a two tone joe is on the internet,

by Skip Toumailloux March 24, 2011

two bagging

When a girl is so ugly that you put a bag over her head, and a bag over your own, just in case her falls off.

Girl so ugly I had to two bag her. - Two bagging.

by Greatestbitch February 6, 2015

Two-Face

When you cum on only one half of a girl's face.

Yeah bro, I gave that bitch a Two-Face

by lilbitchnigga69420 March 27, 2021