Skip to main content

Chri

He is a horizontal Cornelius, which is the man of mysterious. Smoking joints in the dark he got money on the side 10k on the line oh yea. 24 hours driving to the Steven, Bay Area hotels expensive. He don’t give a fuck his name is Chri Chri Chri. He got bars and titties scoop scoop scoop mothafucka you see me.
Grip on the Glock (Chri), control the block (Chri)
Flood the whole box (flood) with nothin' but rocks (flood)
by Cela24 May 13, 2023
mugGet the Chrimug.

Chris

A cute, sweet, and smart boy who usually has history first period and is in the rotc program at school.
Jack: "Yo did you see Chris today in school? he looked so good."
Zack: "dude are u gay?"
by Choochie Man November 23, 2020
mugGet the Chrismug.

chris bruecken

Got laid last night. It was Chris bruecken
by Merc42 December 2, 2018
mugGet the chris brueckenmug.

Chris

Chris is the biggest hoe in the friend group, although he seems very shy on the outside yet his body count is above everyone's standards. He is a skinny boy who, under his baggy clothes, has a great unforgettable set of abs. Chris is a very nice guy who always know both how to satisfy a woman and how to treat one correctly. His reputation struggled through middle school but as he started high school he began to thrive, getting all the girls, rising in popularity, but not maintaining the best grades. His parents are strict towards his surrounding academics but he works hard enough to see his friends and girlfriends often. His judgement is not always the best but through and through he's a great guy, perfect some may say...
"Guess who asked me out? Chris did!" "Oh my god! Are you serious? Don't mess that one up, he'll be perfect for you."
by UrbanDefinitionsIRL May 10, 2021
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

by Boobychill February 5, 2024
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

Biggest bitch and crybaby usually has a small penis and sucks dick for free
by Yuwiifude27 April 29, 2019
mugGet the Chrismug.

stack of chris chan

A stack of chris chan, chris chans, a chris chan, or a channy, is a reference to the uncanny resemblance Chris Chan has to Benjamin Franklin, who appears on the 100 Dollar Bill. To have a stack of "chris chan" is to mean you have acquired an immense amount of wealth.

Similar to a "Band", "Benjamins", "Bennies", and "Hunnids" to name a few.

Some people say "smoking that chris chan"/"smoking a pack of chris chan" as well, to reference an extravagant lifestyle, referencing either expensive product that is being smoked, or referencing their lavish spending habits.
I'm in the mountains smoking a stack of chris chan, I'm fiending for yodie land...

Spin the block I'm shaking these nigga's down, thinking they thugs until I make them do the chris chan flow
by TrulyHumbledUnderGod December 12, 2023
mugGet the stack of chris chanmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email