Goody two shoes

Bland, cowardly boring people with no personality who go out of their ways to constantly "do the good thing". They'd rather have both of their legs cut off then being offensive or critical of anyone or anything. Very boring, patronizing and dead inside people you should stay clear away from. Real life isn't good or bad, it rests somewhere in between. Anyone who's trying to convince you he is utterly good (or evil for that matter) is a lying POS.

Jack is such a goody two shoes useless pile of jello that he finds anything other then disney movies are immoral and offensive. Fuck Jack, he's not coming on that road trip with us.

by Spyan July 29, 2022

Two Laptops

An expression of excitement, happiness, or joy.

“Hey honey, I got a promotion at work!” “Wow honey that’s amazing! Two Laptops!”

by olive2000 August 26, 2025

two-second fight

A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds

An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.

by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021

two-party check

The careful "consulting all people involved" verification that you'd jolly-well better perform before you accept any paper financial-instrument from anyone, especially if the document is "signed over" to you by the document's original payee!

Performing a two-party check is vital to maintain your financial integrity, not only because you might not get paid, but also because you could get hit with a returned-check fee and other legal hassles if the check is either drawn on an account with insufficient finds or is written without the account-owner's authorization.

by QuacksO December 16, 2017

Two more times

Is a slang originated from greensprings school lekki as a slang that could be used for ask again the difference is just that it could be used for none question

Me what is this
Paul two more times
Me fuck you

by Hskgdjuw March 20, 2020

The Thalwil Two-Step

The Thalwil Two-Step - Verb - To take one step back, and one subsequent step to the side, thus avoiding the incoming issue and absolving you of responsibility.

I submitted a request to headquarters to get a status on my project and they totally gave me the Thalwil Two-Step.

by Jon McDougal Stamerica December 15, 2008

Ones and twos

How many points Ronan often gets per player in fantasy football each week

Look, Ronan just got ones and twos again.

by DJ TRYB November 7, 2020