A law of the internet, named after its originator, who codified it on Facebook, which states: If you have to write an article about your weird fetish, you don't actually have it and just want attention and hate clicks and should go back to posting half nudes on insta.
Prima: I just finished a Vice article about how I have a sexual attraction to coffee grounds!
Secunda: No you don't. You just want attention. Quit invoking Swaney's Law, and go spread your asscheeks on Onlyfans if you're that fucking needy.
Secunda: No you don't. You just want attention. Quit invoking Swaney's Law, and go spread your asscheeks on Onlyfans if you're that fucking needy.
by Shakes Turner December 28, 2023
Get the Swaney's Lawmug. 
The Karamazov's law states that the real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
The Jonssons always seems so happy.
It's a good example of The Karamazov's Law, Mr. Jonssons told me yesterday that they are getting a divorce.
It's a good example of The Karamazov's Law, Mr. Jonssons told me yesterday that they are getting a divorce.
by M kazaim January 7, 2021
Get the The Karamazov's lawmug. Also known as the eating law or frog law
We're in the US People may eat how they please Even cannibalism
We're in the US People may eat how they please Even cannibalism
by 459395 February 28, 2022
Get the Tiana lawmug. The real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
by ProudBoomer January 7, 2021
Get the Karamazov's Lawmug. by xeralock June 19, 2024
Get the Nate's Lawmug. My brother-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the brother-in-lawmug.