Pull A Linzi

The act of eating a lot of cake and throwing up just to go home early from work

Handsome Dude: I really can't be bothered with the rest of today.
Ugly Dude: Why don't you pull a linzi?
Handsome Dude: Good idea, *nom*..... *vom*.......*home*

by specialprojects March 18, 2011

pulling a Joe

When it is only 10:00 am and you are already eating lunch.

Joe at my job eats lunch at 10:00 am....So early lunch is called pulling a Joe.

by THE GREAT 1967 March 19, 2011

pull an asimov

Refering to Isaac Asimov (author of Irobot and Nemesis) and to how computers an other technologic artefacts become aware of themselfs and take control over humans

As computers get faster and stranger, it is only a matter of time before one of these things pull an Asimov and becomes self-aware. And when they do ... watch out

by Leah126 July 31, 2011

Pulling an Oscar

When a man and women are involved in intercourse, and he feels he would have more statisfaction by sticking his penis in a cup.

Mikey: "hey man, you hooked up with that girl?"
Oscar: "yea"
Mikey: "how was it"
Oscar: "Should have not wasted the time, stayed home and stuck my penis in a cup"
Mikey: "oh man, you're pulling an oscar"

by hahayouknowit October 30, 2011

Pulling a Weiner

Publicly tweeting something you meant to DM.

Anthony Weiner admitted today that he "pulled a weiner" and lied about his twitter account being hacked. He meant to DM the picture to "friends." Turns out he was "pulling a weiner."

by TheCovert November 25, 2011

Pulling a Palin

Attempting to falsify history, and or reality

Pulling a Palin - Sarah Palin's insistence that her inaccurate explanation of Paul Revere's ride was factual and true.

by ReveresHorse November 29, 2011

Pulling a weiner

Sexual infidelity that involves exchanging nude/erotic photos and sexting, but not actual physical contact or interactions.

Pam: I think my husband is cheating on me!

Megan: How do you know?

Pam: I found pics of naked girls on his phone and all of his texts have been deleted. But I don't see how he would find time to be with anyone but me.

Megan: Girl, I think your hubby is pulling a weiner on you.

by Theresi June 17, 2011