Good Guy With A Gun

A phrase frequently used by members of the National Rifle Association, Focus on the Family, and other conservative Christian groups aimed at abusing representative democracy to impose biblical law on non-Christians. Originally used to describe a concealed-carry permit holder who shoots a would-be attacker before they can accomplish real harm, but has since been co-opted to refer to white supremacists, especially current and former members of the military, American law enforcement (don't even get me started on the SROs), and other ammosexual evangelist control freaks. Not something Jesus Christ would approve of if he were alive today.

Thank god the NRA went bankrupt after the Capitol Insurrection.

After watching the news coverage of the insurrection at the Capitol Building, I'll never hear the phrase, "Good guy with a gun," the same way ever again.

Have you noticed how many, "good guys with guns," are just straight up Nazis and klansmen?

by jlloyddaman January 31, 2021

Mr. Nice Guy

Two in the poo and One in the Goo. An opposite of the shocker.

She was bored with the shocker so I stepped it up and gave her the Mr. Nice Guy. She didn't think it was so nice!

by Berg121 April 28, 2008

Shy-guy-atrist

A more appropriate term for the psychiatrist who spends time helping the "shy" and timid "guys" with social disabilities who can sometimes go on to blow up a school.

Kurt- "Mrs. Bailey's so afraid of my silence people say she might send me to a psychiatrist"

Brian- "More like a Shy-guy-atrist..."

by ybsubnairb January 24, 2010

Diaper Inventor Guy

A customer, regardless of his 400 credit score, coming into a Mercedes Benz dealership and saying he is going to come back with a cashiers check for 200k dollars when his diaper invention pays off. Of course this person is never heard from again. This can apply to any said person pretending to have the ability to pay cash for expensive items when in reality they are only fooling themselves.

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Oh, I wont be financing this vehicle, I am bringing back a cashiers check for the full amount because of my (insert any answer here like im getting a big inheritance, or my diaper invention is paying off.) Hence, diaper inventor guy will never be seen again.

by JC, VT September 5, 2009

prep guy

a fat usually worthless kid who enjoys walks in the park, pack lunches from their home in antarctica, and holding hands with professor gooby, the head of the science adn techonology department.

i thought chuck was gay and then i saw a prep guy

by jimmy the ancient yodeler November 11, 2004

guy's night out

A preferably pre-designated night out every week or more where a male needs to have a break from the insanely annoying bitchy and irrational female sex. Women do not need a girls night out, however, because they are insane and their life revolves completely around men

God my girlfriend is a pain in the ass, I really need a guys night out to degrade women and have discussions that consist of something other than clothes, accesories, and why my girlfirend hates her best friend.

by The kid October 31, 2003

keyboard tough guy

1.Someone who attemtps to pick fights with anyone and everyone in a chat room.

2.Someone who argues just to get a raise out of someone else online

man1: hey RandompersonA (insert random stupid shit here about other persons mom/girlfriend/country/dog )

RandompersonA: Dude back the hell up i wasn't talking to you

man1: oh really what are you going to do about it. If you wanna go lets go

RandompersonA: well if thats what you really want my address is ------------------ lets go bitch

man1: like i would come to your house your most likely some crazy dude who wants to eat me or something

RandomepersonA: STFU no one cares that your a keyboard tough guy

by 1h81337 June 7, 2007