Court mandate law 9.54

THOU SHALL MOT STARVETH THY ISAAC OF THE CAT

Man you didn’t hear about court mandate law 9.54?

by Pukini March 7, 2022

Plumdog's Law

Any sufficiently tweet-worthy fuckup is impossible to differentiate from shitty viral marketing campaign

One assumes that they didn't lead with that story, but it's Plumdog's Law again

by Tegularius00 September 27, 2018

Jule's Law

For any group text you participate in, an equivalent group exists without you in it.

Jule's law asserts the group text with my 4 friends (5 people total) also exists with me removed (4 people total).

by slumberlust June 29, 2021

co-father-in-law

Child-in-law's father.

co-father-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Youngs law

Young's law states whoever responds to any statement with the difference between your and you're during a debate.loses the debate and has most likely said something stupid,but still needs to feel smart.

Jon:Your dense, there is no difference between sub and dub people can watch what they like.

Tim:I'm not too dense to know the difference between your and you're. Hint: you used the wrong one.
In this example Tim had no come back that wouldn't sound stupid so he went for the I win and am smart your you're correction,but in reality youngs law goes into effect and tim has lost the debate and has nothing smart worth adding.

by Imzays April 1, 2021

great-grandnibling-in-law

1- Great-grandnibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's great-grandnibling.

My great-grandnibling-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

Alin's Law

The ending point in a conversation where one participant introduces consuming one's own bodily waste.

Alin's Law:

Adam: Hey man what's up? Are you going to that show tonight?
Steve: I don't know, who's playing?
Adam: I don't remember, but he eats his own crap.
Steve:silence
Admam: Hello? ...Steve?

by Crapwellz August 31, 2013