Gentle Jesus

the greatest song made by the greatest band "uncle's gun"

man, I love Gentle Jesus by uncle's gun, its the best song in the world!

by Bone Cane May 28, 2024

Furry Jesus

The dragon boss from the 2018 game Changed.

I started playing Changed yesterday but I couldn't get past Furry Jesus!

by ketchupss December 11, 2022

Jesus with a shotgun

Doomguy

Person 1: hey it's Jesus with a shotgun

by Doomslayer is Doomslayer February 21, 2023

BLACK JESUS

Black Jesus is SAVAG3D3VIL'S true identity he is a deity from another plane of existence he knows no bounds and he has the power to walk on water, talk to animals, and the most well know of his abilities the power to turn water into grape soda

Black Jesus is awesome

by SAVAG3D3VIL July 18, 2021

Jesus

A piece of human scum who hates everyone and cares for no one

Jesus is a manipulative piece of shit

by azues November 21, 2021

Jesus

Someone I couldn't give a f*ck abt-

I literally don't care abt Jesus, I mean live ya life but...bruh-

by SomeRandomPersonDuh October 26, 2021

jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.

Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.

by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021