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Hayley and David

Two people that are madly in love with one another but just do not see it. Everyone else knows that they are meant for each other but they are both too pussy to ask the other person out.
Person 1: They are being like Hayley and David
Person 2: I know right like how are you so blind
Person 1: Yes they totally like each other
by motherofgod29 April 9, 2022
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Gospel Of David

The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist
Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old

Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist
by Boba14 April 14, 2024
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David Cook

When a person is a simp, is short, has a small balls and no penis.
by Asterox October 9, 2021
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<.7.9.7.6>Karishma Tanna Is Kushina Uzimaki ANd David Fumero Is Minato Fumero<.7.9.7.6.>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
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David

David is gay
by Slice_Definez November 3, 2020
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David

He only likes girls who start with S and end with elma. He is cute and hot. And he’s Selma’s so back off
-hey David ur hot
-idc Selma is my bby
by davidsgfbackoff December 31, 2021
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David Kampf

The greatest hockey player of all time. He is amazing defensively and loved by all. His chemistry with Ondrej Kase is unmatched and he will lead the Leafs to the 2022 Stanley Cup
Wow, David Kampf is amazing defensively!
by Entersandman38 November 22, 2021
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