Davidness

Lack of clarity in words, actions and intentions, often conveyed via mixed signals.

I don’t understand him. It’s because of his davidness

by WeHaveGivenUp June 19, 2022

David

Someone who still has so much positive things on urban dictionary yet he’s probably a dick to his best friends

Omg look it’s David! He seems so nice!
Nah he’s such a bitch to me.

by Noteclairshush. June 23, 2022

david

asshole

u see kalis brother david he has anger issues and is an asshole

by neieneja June 24, 2022

apple david

Apple David is when your vehicle stinks so bad that cops wont approach and give you a ticket

Sorry about the smell officer. I got these Apple Davids

by Professor DickDown July 2, 2022

David Gold

David is a very amazing man. When he walks by people stare in amazement. He is an example of what everyone needs in life.

Person 1: "Im feeling down"
Person 2: "You should watch David Gold sleep"
person 1: "That is exactly what I need"

by i love sPiCy Ed ShErAn February 14, 2022

david millan

A plumpy illegal Mexican

David millan unmute your Mike before I squeeze your cheeks

by Yess1i February 17, 2022

David

A david is a cutie sexc af boy with freckles

His ass is also rly fun to slap

Omg zi ur dating a david😍

by Zi-meow February 18, 2022