David Fouts

The most perfect man

Have you seen David Fouts? Not an imperfection in sight.

by Balls2walls78 March 14, 2024

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Do a David Cox

Shit myself whilst out running

I’m just popping out for a jog. Hope I don’t do a David Cox. Save me some Pampers.

by Sallad Nhoj March 15, 2024

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david

a person who is not legally named david but is too suspicious to NOT be named david

“you look like a david”

by ollieooop March 16, 2024

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Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.

Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.

by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024

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David Jones

Someone you thought was your friend but only used you for fame.

I thought we were friends but turns out he was a David Jones all along.

by SpeceCamino March 23, 2024

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The word "david" is totally not a codeword for "jew" and totally does not originate from "the star of david" because that would be anti-semetic and saying anything negative towards jews can get you thrown in jail.

(not allowed to use the word "david" as an example because it would be hate speech)

by llVIU October 12, 2025

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