Chris

Chris is a major dick that will steal all of the alcoholic beverages at parties, get drunk, and then pass the fuck out and not interact with anyone the rest of the night. He is also one to be on a tight leash in a relationship and be completely secluded with her and ignore anyone else.

Person 1: “Where’d all the alcohol go?”
Person 2: “Oh, Chris took and drank all of it.”

by Enigmaofmymindarenechanisms May 4, 2018

Chris

Chris is an annoying but funny person he needs to shut the fuck up sometimes. :D He gets jelous really easily but like bitch what??

Chris, stop being annoying.

by ThatUrbanDictionaryGirll December 19, 2018

Chris Pratt

The first man in marvel history to say the f-word.

Hey bro, did you hear that Chris Pratt was the guy in a marvel movie to say the f-word

by Shrek 2.3 March 19, 2024

chris carr

The thiccest boi on all the earth. fat ass with a tiny weiner. Needs to shave that unibrow and needs to stop fucking his brother cousin uncle mom aunt step dad relatives. Also has a really bad barber

Yo did you see that fatass with the underlined forehead?
Yeah man what a chris carr!

by chriscarrisfat April 11, 2017

chris foster

1. Someone who does not play fairly and lie for his own personal gain.

2. Someone who will tip a beer on the floor and then pretend to finish the drink

Wow you drank that quick you sure you haven't done a Chris Foster.

by Hucklehoff October 4, 2018

Chris

he is loud and has a big fro.

Girl: wow he's loud and has a big fro he is so hot becky.
Becky: he must be a chris

by abcde4 May 21, 2019

chris christie express

The flight from Newark Airport to South Bend, named after the New Jersey governor who frequently flies the route to see his daughter at Notre Dame

John: How are you getting back to campus?
Mark: I’m taking the Chris Christie Express!

by This isn’t a pseudonym October 11, 2018