firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".

by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013

Alaskan Fire Breather

The act of shoving diarrhea in a person’s mouth and duck taping it shut. Then twist the persons nipples until it comes out of their nose.

I gave Gavin an Alaskan Fire Breather yesterday.

by Dutchy4 February 26, 2025

FIRE BREATHING RUBBER DUCKIES

a group formed oficially in 2020 november 19th but the parent comapny in2015 the best possible group ever. its like F.R.I.E.N.D.S but we have 2 more characters

Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies for life!

by iype February 6, 2023

FIRE IN THE HOLE

When you came back from your lobotomy and your face turns green, and start playing an excessive amount of Geometry Dash

Me after the lobotomy: FIRE IN THE HOLE

by A really big weirdo February 14, 2024

Trash Fire

When someone is the bottom of the barrel, heinous, swine like in their life choices.

Your friend Ben is legit trash fire.

by MellyMel139 August 15, 2018

soft fired

When your still employed with a company, but instead of firing you they never schedule you no matter how much you beg/bother them about getting any hours and that you want to work whenever they could use you.

My employer is too big of a vagina to straight up fire me, so they soft fired me instead.

by Little Johnny July 16, 2023

victory fire

A celebration after a long awaited victory in a game or sport.

Alan finally beat the finally boss in Donkey Kong 64 and decided to set a Victory Fire.

by VictoryFire88 April 29, 2016