David Jones

Someone you thought was your friend but only used you for fame.

I thought we were friends but turns out he was a David Jones all along.

by SpeceCamino March 23, 2024

David Icke

David Icke speaks on reptilian theory. Little did we know that this is controlled opposition. He is the reptilian. Go look at several of his videos or interviews and you will see the truth of his non-human form into the very thing he says he's exposing.

David Icke, is a very very good storyteller, so much though that he has everybody convinced that there are reptilians and they do not suspect that he is in fact one of them. He therefore gets to control the reptilian narrative.

by TheExposeroftheLIE August 8, 2025

OFFICER DAVID

A black guy that's a fake ass long headed mind boggling ass cop. (Or someone that snitches)

MAN YOU A OFFICER DAVID SHUT YOUR RAT ASS UP.

by XNXIETY January 31, 2025

David

Has a huge dick, will rail you, after

one night you’ll fall in love forever

Omg David it’s so big

by Young thugga November 19, 2020

David

David is a really cute and handsome guy, he always makes people laugh.
he has the most pretty eyes on earth, also he's really smart and good at games.
If you know a David you can be really happy! you found a 4lifer.

davids are so hot istg-

by ybae123 November 20, 2021

David

A friend who would tells you all of there hoe activities, someone who would quit being friends with you for some free nic and cart, ft you just to tell you a story about stupid things they have done, takes hours to respond even tho they are active, they would rather talk to there hoes then you

Her: why does he act like this ?

Her 2 : cuz he a David ! 💀

by Noeyebrow July 6, 2022

David

He’s very sweet and funny,but not a good person to date. He will be nice at first but at the end he’ll act like a fucking dick!

#dont date a David

by Definitions964 December 1, 2019