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Two Thousand and First

Some dumbass decided to try and make a 9/11 joke except instead of saying 2001 he said Two Thousand and First.
Some dumbass: I'm gonna bomb you on Two Thousand and First like 9/11

Another dumbass: Pardon?
by Disappointed Mr.Krabs March 23, 2020
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Two-bit Mathews

Hottest character from the Outsider's. He has ultimate unspoken rizz.
gigachad two-bit mathews stan: bros absolutely stunning
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Two-Ball Patty

The act of hitting a second ball in a round of golf because your first one was garbage. The result being significantly better.
After slicing into the rough, he went two-ball Patty and laced one down the fairway
by redtenor November 27, 2020
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<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Jose Robles & William Ray Norwood Junior Are Thing One & Thing Two<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Jose Robles & William Ray Norwood Junior Are Thing One & Thing Two<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025
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Two

1+1=48
Why? Cuz I said so!!!!!
Your mom got TWO dicks in her pants!!!🤤
by Your mom is my femboy slut November 24, 2021
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Goody two shoes

Expecting every team or player that every cheated in baseball to get punished, penalized, or banned is like expecting every politician that ever lied to get executed for treason, it isn't realistic, and it's what a silly person that got their hands on power would try to do, encourage people to report on each other for breaking/violating rules. The same kind of kid that ran to their mommy and told her every rule their sibling ever broke while not seeing their own double standards or reporting them to anybody. Somebody that wants to discredit any team they weren't rooting for by changing the rules and game entirely when they fail at their own game. It's already their game, it's already thrown and rigged in their favor always, they should always win, and there is no excuse when they don't.
The goody two shoes that can be expected to follow the rules exactly is the one that makes life difficult for anybody that is human and not a machine like him/her.

Bach von Hitler ran to her mother about her student not doing all the work she assigned him because it violated her bullshit policies and procedures.
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
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