Dittmar Syndrome

Someone that lies so often they can no longer tell the truth because doing so would eliminate their existence as a person.

dittmar syndrome, causes a person to tell strangers he/she is jewish..when in fact, everyone knows they are lying.

by ChipTheRipper5000 July 23, 2020

Virgin Syndrome

When a virgin or person who has never been in a serious relationship is over clingy, over bearing, and clueless as to how partner relationships work.

I knew he had Virgin Syndrome when he tried to be a doctor when he found out I had anxiety, like, know your place, dude.

by Thatgf June 19, 2016

awfucks syndrome

habitual, uncontollable condition brought on by the onset of excessive alcohol consumption. To wake up from a night of drinking regreting sleeping with the person next to you.

again i wake up with awfucks syndrome. Looking at the person next to me aw-fuck why did i sleep with her last night

by chingy216 October 14, 2008

Mediocre Syndrome

This is the incurable disease of a bunch of average guys/girls having a thing for you. But all the people you like don’t like you back.

I just have mediocre syndrome!! Nobody good looking likes me!!

by Myahsaurus September 19, 2019

fanta syndrome

when you're poor and malnourished living in the third wolrd and you drink Fanta or soda-pop. The empty calories mess with your body and make it harder to get proper vitamins and minerals and such.

Kid in developing country isn't getting enough to eat. Clean potable water isn't avialable. Drinks coke instead. Becomes more malnourished. This is called Fanta syndrome.

by ez cheese November 12, 2013

Therapist Syndrome

A contition where one has perfected the art of pretending they care, when they really don't give a crap. It usually occurs in people who are too nice to just tell other people that they really don't care at all about their sad lives. It is usually hard to control, so one who has it may uncontrollably act like they care, no matter how much they really want to tell people to get a life.

Guy 1: ...and then he was all like...bla...bla...bla...bla...
Therapist syndrome guy: Cool story bro...

by descriptgeist March 7, 2015

Richie Syndrome

A guy who often does things for a specific woman, who has absolutely no interest in him whatsoever other than using his
services. The non sexual kind. Even going as far as to proclaim love in the most awkward of situations.

Guy 1 " Damn, he's at it again. "

Guy 2 " What's happening ? "
Guy 1 " James is bringing that girl lunch again. She doesn't even like him. "
Guy 2 " Damn Richie Syndrome. There's no cure for that is there ? "
Guy 1 " Growing a pair. "

by Pochinko October 14, 2012