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National Dirty Chris Day

October 21st is a day where we celebrate dirty chris’s outlandish shenanigans such as being a felon and sex offender
“did you hear about dirty chris beating up my grandma on national dirty chris day?”

“yeah he does that lmao”
by dirty chris lover 33 October 18, 2019
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National Fuck Meat Day

National Fuck Meat Day is a national holiday celebrated annually every October the 23rd, in commemoration of the historical day in which Carlin told Taryn that she could not, against her own human rights, fuck meat.
What day is it today?

It’s October 23rd! It’s National Fuck Meat Day!
by bruhbruhbruhalex October 23, 2019
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National Oral Sex Day

February 9th is national oral sex day. Based on pagan religion it is best to celebrate your current romance with oral sex to christen your most recent winter solstice with sexual affection for your loved one.
I am busy today, celebrating NOSD (national oral sex day) the Pagan way with my man!
by NOSD! June 23, 2021
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National fuck Patrick day

Where everyone named Patrick gets fucked mentally or physically and they don’t like it.
“Me”:hey guys u see Patrick over there let’s fuck him it’s national fuck Patrick day.

“Patrick”:oh shit todays national fuck Patrick day I gotta hide.
by Opfhsbs January 5, 2019
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National talk dirty day

U can talk dirty that can lead to the sheets
It’s national talk dirty day
“Lemme stick this long ass pole up yo pussy”
by Sexy mail.com June 25, 2018
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National Crush/Girlfriend Day

February 20th, the day where you tell the world about your special someone or crush. Show them off,spoil them and more.
Happy National Crush/Girlfriend Day you’re appreciate so much
by MrCloutGod February 16, 2019
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national appreciate titty day

every february on the 16th it is national appreciate tittys day, they deserve some lovin too so appreciate the girls
“it’s national appreciate titty day give ur jugs some love its their day!!!”
by livinlovin February 16, 2019
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