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Michael

A man who's usually short (below 5'5) and doesn't like showering. He's very close in himself to the point of considering himself a loner. Doesn't like hanging out with his real friends but will sit in Discord calls for hours in the shadow of his room talking to strangers online.
Michael was up the whole night again!
by urban expert7 July 29, 2022
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Michael Hutchinson

The greatest goalie of all time, despite what all of the haters say!
Cole: "Who is the greatest goalie of all time?"

Warren: "Michael Hutchinson"
by BurgerBoy1 June 6, 2022
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Michael penis

1.) The act of putting ice on one's crotch. This can be done to activate your vagus nerve and slow down your heart rate during an anxiety attack, to shrink your Johnson so that you can more easily put on your chastity cage, or to perform a thirsty Frozone.

2.) To break the 4th wall during the course of a dream, such as by cutting to the director of a movie. This can be done to give context behind the use of certain language, to ease tension, or for comedic effect.
Stella Artois: "I can't wait til you give me a Michael penis"

Kevin: "What's that, are you seeing somebody else?"

The Direktor: "No, Kevin. The Michael penis is a classic dreamfilming and medical bedroom technique with a deep and well-established history. I detail it in my bestselling book, the Art of Michelangelo Penisian, which you can order in any major bookstore or on my 24/7 birthday party entertainment hotline."

Kevin: struggling not to break character "Alright, whatever, shut up! I don't give a flying flip what the flop a Michael p-penis is, man."

Fin
by VrilTrapstar May 19, 2024
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a Craig Michael Thornton

A guy who is overly obsessed with small details and is very unfunny. Also has a big willy.
Can be abbreviated into CMT
You know that guy Jonny, he's a Craig Michael Thornton.
by Harry, the word man November 1, 2025
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Sus michael flynn

Michael Flynn is very sus (Brjh)
sus Michael Flynn is very sus bro ric
by JoeMama= March 1, 2022
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Michael

In love with maskeen
back off...
I mean it bitch
damn Michael and maskeen are so hot
by cracked at valorant December 5, 2021
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Asian Michael

He is a annoying twat who interrupts your conversations, they also say the same joke multiple times to the same people these jokes are also very un original.
#guy 1: oh fuck Michaels coming over
#guy 2: what's it going to be this time, 'YoU LiKe JaZz'
#Michael: you like jazzzzzz.
#guy 3 thoughts: i will smack you with a crowbar if you say that again. such an Asian Michael
by #fuckMichael March 28, 2020
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