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Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.
Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.
by Why$$ September 12, 2020
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Michael Weathers

True fact: as of 2017, people named Michael had about 13% of their general population who’d turned out to be gay.

Now please remember, in today’s society, let’s just play it safe and be fully respectful towards these groups of people by not going over the details.
GENERAL AGE: The name Michael became commonly used 50 years ago; everyone began to love the name Michael so it got to be a huge name & before ppl knew how much it was being overused due to the technological communications which we have and they didnt. (Aka Texting services, social media, video games, etc.) as the name grew in popularity, people look for other names, because naming a child the name of your sister or brother is just awkward.

Michael;
Funny af all the time for
His absolute randomness.
But he’s on the down low alot

Of the times anyways, In his thoughts
He’s fully convinced that he is gay
due to social standards, he tries
His hardest to NOT be gay,

Because at the time
Being gay

Was

Frowned
Upon, so he

Hides his sexual
Pleasures in hopes

Hed find a woman he
Loves from the bottom of

His heart, & just won’t admit
That the one who is perfect for
Him is his best MALE friend However
To all you Michaels out there, the society
Which we live in today, we are more
Open now, feel free to come out
Michael. Use the code name
“Michael Weathers”,

not
A name to
Discriminate

Against, so we
Are simply using

This name as an example.
Hi, I’m a michael weathers. I’m gay.
by Waitwho? June 17, 2018
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michael

The man. The myth. The legend. He is an absolute god. An absolute beast of a man. I would pay €1000000 for a signed cricket bat from him.
Bob: why can’t we get any girls

Jim: we don’t get those girls loose but Michael does
by daddy56990 October 19, 2021
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Michael Jordan

🐐
Lebron: IM THE GOAT!!
Michael Jordan: 6-0
Lebron: ... (4-6)
by dinoisverypog April 29, 2023
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Michael Energy

Real raw energy. The best type of energy to have around you. Very caring and sweet. Compassionate. Loving beyond compare. Unmatched.
If you don’t have that Michael energy, I don’t want you around me.
by KenjBae March 23, 2023
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michael fulton

That white kid that you want to stay away from. Michael Fulton is the annoying kid that wears skin tight pants. He is funny at times though and is a good friend even though he is annoying at times.
by ManManEthan February 27, 2017
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michael

michael is the most wanted person in the world. michael is what love is about. Never lie never cheat. They are loving to the ones close to they.... hurting and in the process.
I love Michael
by Bubble's November 21, 2023
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