mary j blige

someone is considered a mary if they purchase an iconic shirt with none other than our lord and saviour, mary j blige, on it and it becomes the only thing they wear everytime they exit their house. if they meet this criteria, they will therefore be renamed mary and their original birth name will nullify.

person 1: babe is that steph over there?
person 2: no you dirty bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.

by babefest July 17, 2021

J-Dog

Big epic, super strong and shagged so many birds that the global gene pool will never be the same.

Friend 1: J-Dog is so epic.
Friend 2: I know right, if we listed everything it would look like a dark souls item description.

by Epikkun December 29, 2019

J Veggie

When a John is expected to pay Vegas "High End" Escort Pricing for a meth head hooker who lives in the middle of nowhere and just lays in bed like a vegetable and does nothing.

Brah, that chick Carly from country town OH totally pulled a J Veggie on me last night!

by B(ra)DSM July 20, 2020

J-lo

This word is typically used for a celebrity

Name such as Jennifer

Raina: hey did you hear that j-lo is making a new song?
Josh: yea I heard its gonna sound awful

by Slothhhhhhh suuupernoooova October 15, 2016

j-rob

to sexually assault

Better ask for consent, you don’t want to j-rob her!

by usr1232456 January 14, 2025

for real real with the cool J

A way to agree with sass

"OMG this movie is stupid!"
"Yeah, for real real with the cool J!"

by Felipe sin los muchachos March 7, 2021

Willie J. Williams Middle School

The best school in Georgia, with the best teachers (Mrs. Williams)

I go to Willie J. Williams Middle School, what about you?

by Sigma skibidi rizz in ohio June 21, 2025