/breɪn/
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1. The act of successfully using the big phat hopefully juicy and curvy organ placed inside your skull at the very top of the inside of the head.
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1. The act of successfully using the big phat hopefully juicy and curvy organ placed inside your skull at the very top of the inside of the head.
I don't think he/she/they can brain.
by Rollingg_skytree April 13, 2021

A phrase used to convey a moment, when someone does something out of either habit or instinct. Not to be used as a joke in front of an actual brain dead person.
by Mentally Screwed March 11, 2022

A process where your brain does dumb reckless shit that you probably have no recollection of, due to an anorexia episode.
by P00pyp0opypo0 January 21, 2023

The illusion you are living a normal lidlfe until you wake up in a hospital realising you failed suicide 4 months ago and you survived.
by Vortex Define August 13, 2019

One "floats a brain" by pulling your testicles out of the fly hole of your pants and proceed about your normal business without acknowledging the exposed genitals. This is typically done in bars or at parties.
I floated a brain at the party last weekend. I will be floating a brain this evening at the social function.
by bigEC July 19, 2014

when guys go into a room and have a deep talk with their balls out. no dicks though or that would be gay
by djroastbeef February 13, 2021

something very minor that might have if you are a person in a orange jumpsuit with cool shoes and a gun that shoots portals, also if you name is Chell.
Wheatley: Now it's not out of the question that you MIIIIIIIIIIGHT have a VERY minor case of SERIOUS BRAIN DAMAGE.
Player: *jumps*
Player: *jumps*
by WantYouGone September 6, 2023
