Master Douche

A jerk who has mastered the art of being an asshole

The CBS executive who fired Charlie Sheen is a Master Douche. Master Douche's are NOT winners!

by Makiavelli March 30, 2011

Passing the Douche

A phrase used to describe the action in which one douche bag gives another a high five.

Jake: damn man look at those douche bags. They think there so cool with thier high five.
Alex: I know man. Thier passing the douche!

Jake: alex look at those tools in the white suits!
Alex: I'll bet you four dollars they pass the douche.
Jake: To late man they are passing it already.

by BatmanForReal February 28, 2010

Full Throttle Douche Bottle

A person who is such a douche, that they totally blow all other douches out of the water. To be the king of all douches. To be a douche bottle in the most extreme sense of the term.

"That dude is real shitbag."
"Yeah, he's a Full Throttle Douche Bottle for sure."

by Agent472007 July 26, 2010

Out of Body Douche Bag Experience

Saying something out of character and so completely rude that you cannot believe it came out of your mouth.

After telling his friend that they shouldn't talk anymore, he was shocked and explained what happened, "I'm so sorry. I had an out of body douche bag experience."

by MLS123456 May 29, 2011

Mega Douche

Glen Beck.

That mega douche, glen beck, sure is full of shit.

by stuntmanlos October 13, 2009

Tae Kwon Douche

one of those idiots who thinks, because they took martial arts once or their whole life, that they are better than everyone else and who may try to prove it. whether they are good or they suck as predicted, no one likes them because of their ego.

man1: dude, have you seen John? He thinks because he took a lesson of Tae Kwon Do that he can kick your ass.
man2: John? pssh, he's just a Tae Kwon Douche...

by xpurt January 11, 2009

eric douche

a russian who is a complete asshole. see also douche.

"hey you wanna go out tonight?"
"no thank you i rather be eric douche and hit on internet girls."

by keven r October 19, 2008