Dangerous dick

A guy who does extremely stupid, dangerous things.

"What the hell is he doing, he's going to run off the road!!"
"He's being a dick."
"A dangerous dick!!!"

by a halfling December 26, 2011

Hilling Dick

While receiving head from a girl you fail to get an erection due to the fact that the girl is ugly.

"Man dude, this girl blowing me was so ugly I couldn't get a boner".
"Bro, sounds like you had a bad case of Hilling Dick"
"Totally man!"

by MMC78 September 17, 2016

dick beanie

cheeky nickname for having forskin

God my date had a dick beanie, so fucking gross. Wasn't gonna touch that mess.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Leech Dick

Eric’s penis structure.

Eric sent me a dick pic and his penis looks like a leech dick.

by adamuhhhh April 26, 2020

dick strips

When you finish having sex and your dick has dried and there are strips of dried cum. Those are dick strips.

After my girlfriend left, I had dick strips and needed to take a shower.

by Udivitel August 27, 2015

MaxF's dick

Very small

MaxF's dick dick

by DVS COW April 19, 2017

Dick Spaghetti

A bunch of dudes place their flacid penis in a pile on a plate. Then cover the pile of dicks in spaghetti sauce, the first one to get a boner has to finish on the dick pile and lick all the sauce off of the cock pile.

Dude I was totally thinkin about makin some dick spaghetti tonight, you in?

by Cock Block Glock March 12, 2018