Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.
Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
by W Spudder April 06, 2022
A thingy magiggy ma bob is a noun but you don’t know how to say it or if it’s a rude word
For example: hey I really like this thingy magiggy ma bob
For example: hey I really like this thingy magiggy ma bob
My thingy magiggy ma bob is bigger than yours
by Profjdnslméd February 24, 2019
“Onna bob” is an increasingly-popular swear term that is being utilized by rappers. When an individual uses this expression, it is meant to demonstrate the supreme truthfulness and seriousness of what they are saying.
by bob12121212 August 13, 2022
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Kind of a jerk but hey he was cute when he was still part of My Chemical Romance so that counts for something. Also he really likes cats and slippers. I hope he's living a better life now.
Person : Bob Bryar is not poggers.
Me: I disagree
Person: Why?
Me: idk. maybe i just forgive others too fast
Me: I disagree
Person: Why?
Me: idk. maybe i just forgive others too fast
by harleenphenix7 February 10, 2021