Baby brigade

A group of moms, mom to be's and their assorted spawn. They generally travel in groups of 3-5 and anywhere between 5 and 15 offspring.

They can be but aren't necessarily more obnoxious than normal. You can generally hear the ruckus a block away.

They are also often associated with nice asses and tight fitting yoga pants. Not so bad if you've got noise cancelling headphones.

I was trying to work at the local coffee shop but the baby brigade rolled in at 11am and shut me down.

by luck_20 January 23, 2013

CUD BABY

A cud baby is a piece of feces that has been "inseminated".

Dude, after I got fucked in the ass I gave birth to the nastiest CUD BABY ever!!!

by Buck Futt July 4, 2012

Huggle Baby

Alot like the word Cuddle Buddy, but used as an alternative if you want to sound alot more of a sweet hearted motherfucker so the bitches love you :

"Why are you cuddling Ang?"
me: "Because shes my Huggle Baby"
"uhm...dont you mean cuddle buddy?"
me: "No, cause im a sweet motherfucker so i say huggle baby, bitch."

by TroydonRoth January 22, 2012

baby hammer

Simply put, 'baby hammer' is yet another term used for the male reproductive organ... PENIS.

"Could you please warn me whilst viewing your vacation pictures?! I'd rather not not come across another close-up of your husband's BABY HAMMER!!!"

by DJ Scratch-N-Sniff March 1, 2012

baby corning

a term used to describe the action of eating baby corn, taking a pointy shit with it, freezing it for 24 hours, then using said frozen baby corn shit to penetrate someone through any of the various body cavities, preferebly ones mouth so they too can taste the deliciousness of the baby corn.

Truman: let's go base jumping off mt. vesuvius.

Adam: no thanks, i'm busy baby corning your mom.
Truman: DAFUQ?

by mlgproNOSCRUBZnoscopecumshot36 March 29, 2012

shake a baby

Physical reaction to an annoying behavior, resulting in death from aggressive shaking.

Dude, that bitch ran into my car. Ima bout to shake a baby.

by Shakababymasta May 13, 2012

Mudslide Baby

A baby conceived by sperm running down the crack of a woman's ass into her vagina.

(1) The term "Mudslide Baby" is used for people who are abnormal or unusual.

(2) Hey man, I think Steve is a "Mudslide Baby." He always spazes out after he sneezes.

by DrewSmilie August 9, 2012