Wake n' Cake

Wake n' Cake

It is simply code for doing coke right when you wake up. It is very similar to wake and bake and it sounds like wake and coke, except with cocaine and wax. It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line first thing in morning. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake n' cake.' Wake n' Cake means the world is changing back to a 1970's disco era of blow. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake n' cake is the the best meditation around.

tags: wake, cake, blow, Jewish, Monday, Adderall, meditation, morning

All the Jewish Heeb dealers in the suburbs wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. So I went to the the city. Chill with my Catholic homies. I tell my homies, They aren't real legit Jews, half Jewish there Dad's were raped by Romans and not their Mom's. No child was born ever born Jewish that way said the Reb (Rabbi). They are non Orthodox Jews who think that Sunday is day of rest, when it really starts on Friday night Shabbos. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake to do the candle ceremony. "I stay up 8 days a week for my fill." Later, Cube as I leave back to the suburbs. How much wax candles do you need said Don EL? Dizzle says 1. How much cake you want, I want four, and I know they overcharge so it really is only 2g's El Don the tagger, says it cost $160 for that," "Sounds like a plan." said Dizzle. "I can do 2 grams in five hours without hesitation," Dizzle realizes, shoot I may not have enough for morning, for a solid Wake n' Cake.

by jASDizzlE April 14, 2014

Fresh N' Tasty

Falls under the same chain of drinks as Faygo. A cheap imitation of Minute Maid and Tropicana juice.

However, it tastes and looks like clown piss.

They only sell Fresh N' Tasty at carnivals.
Fresh N' Tasty was brought to my birthday party by a clown.

by Discofan June 24, 2011

Vape-n-Scape

The act of wasting endless hours toking a vape or e-cig and playing either variation of Homescapes or Gardenscapes usually resulting in a catatonic state in which the player can not be spoken to nor reasoned with.

Hey, did you talk to Meemaw? Naw, she is balls deep in a vape-n-scape.

by Fützbrëcher October 2, 2018

n word pass

basically a pass for anyone who cant say it recive it from someone who does
but if u got it and pass to someone that someone person could pass it to someone else if they want to

heres a n word pass
oh thanks

by imsuchajoe October 31, 2021

N I P

stands for Nut In Peace. only used by the most alpha of men in the word who are not afraid to announce when they are going to bust a quick nut

some female - yo greggy what you up to?
greggy - shush ya boys going to go N I P then sleep
some female - fuck me now

by GreggyGG June 26, 2018

Chicken n ROFLz

Clever and snarky way to say something caused you laughter - pronounce ROF-FULLS, like waffles, but is actually "Rolling on the Floor Laughing-es".

My cousin had an exorcism, but she couldn't afford to pay for it so they re-possessed her!

Chicken n ROFLz!

by carnalita71 March 27, 2011

Frank-n-Mat

two fucking kid who sit around all day and look for weed and feind out for crystal when they have no weed. they look on msn for random kids to rip off for weed or money and then spend it all on weed. they sumtimes go to the extent of robbing 2 gay people for 230$ on a weekend. They are 2 rip off stoners who have no lives.Frank-n-Mat

My Life to an Exact Definition. Frank-n-Mat

by Frank Kirkman September 14, 2008