two flick chick

noun

When a man cums to fast he is a two pump chump. When a woman cums to fast she is a TWO FLICK CHICK.

by Clyde Deerhyde November 5, 2023

two cheeks on a butt

When you're tight with your homie

We're closer than two peas in a pod; we're two cheeks on a butt.

by laddiehickelsen November 1, 2021

Round up to two weeks

Age old saying that most people know of

it's been 5 days so come on just round up to two weeks

by feminists:thelesserspecies October 16, 2021

Heaven in two little balls

Descriptive of the male ejaculation process.

I got laid last night. For the first time finally experienced Heaven in two little balls.

by 11penny September 26, 2021

two plate energy

When you live on your own but feel confident enough to buy two plates. You have hopes that one day someone will come over for dinner

You are showing real two plate energy right now.

by boulderer February 13, 2024

Two plate disaster

A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.

Our country is a complete two plate disaster.

Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.

by Shmecca October 11, 2019

Two in the Mohring

When you’re super drunk and go to get another bag.

“Hey you! I can’t thee shtraight.... we need more blow! It must be two in the Mohring.”

by Axl Hoes October 16, 2018