Two-Flush Tonka

A shit so big it takes two flushes.
"Hey man, can you go flush your shit again? It's a two-flush tonka and I really don't want to deal with that."
by porkchchoppanzeefin July 18, 2022
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Two Tab Tony

A guy who is turnt on acid

A drug dealer who deals acid

A person who is acting all crazy
Person 1: Dude look at that guy on the street just staring at that wall.

Person 2: He's a two tab Tony for sure.
by Whitest Anglo-Saxon December 20, 2022
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Australian two step

When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.
"yo, you see what Steve did to Jimmy? He made him do the Australian two step"
by Little England April 03, 2017
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Two moments

I don’t know how long I’ll be so I’ll keep it vague to avoid being longer than agreed upon
I’ll be back in two moments I just have to find something
by F3mal3boss April 02, 2021
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Tommy Two Time

To deceive. Similar to “the ol’ switcheroo” Or “pull a fast one.”
We’re gonna pull a Tommy Two Time on them
by Em.sars April 10, 2019
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Two nickels

A phrase used to describe an oddly specific scenario that has happened before. A shorthand reference to the now famous line from Dr. Doofenshmirtz in Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. Can be used as the full quote, a “two nickels moment”, or simply “two nickels”.
“If I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet I’d have two nickels; which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?”
by ninclemdo August 06, 2023
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one-two-switch-a-roo

The action of putting one's dick into a vagina whilst having one's testicles inside another vagina. Said vagina often has to be previously penetrated in order to be open enough to welcome the above-mentioned testicles.
"I had these two girls over and I pulled a one-two-switch-a-roo"
by noirline November 12, 2017
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