to “crack” someone is to have consensual sex with a person typically referring to a one night stand.
you said you’ve been talking to stephanie? dude i hate to tell you this but brian cracked her last week
by lilbootyjuice July 21, 2025
Get the crackmug. by mzyv June 11, 2016
Get the Crack & Sackmug. Someone who constantly shows crack. They run around to the grocery store and do all their running around showing crack to everyone who tries to cop a peek.
by Mr. Homophobia July 20, 2023
Get the The Crack Manmug. A smut fanfic involving two random characters (ex: shrek and cyan from among us) having sex in the most memed and “poggers“/hj way. since i used to be a crack fanfic writer on wattpad, enjoy my example of a crack smut you horny bastards. ;)
“Ahh~ daddy cyan~~ put it in my impostussy harder~“ moaned red as cyan pounded his wet bussy. “you like that, you little slut?“ said cyan, seductively. “yes~“ without warning, cyan came into red’s bussy, with red following suite. “round two?~“ asked cyan.
Person 1: damn that was some good crack smut, i came like 100 times and now my dick hurts.
Person 2: WHY ARE YOU SO HORNY??!
Person 1: damn that was some good crack smut, i came like 100 times and now my dick hurts.
Person 2: WHY ARE YOU SO HORNY??!
by Ojamajodoremilover911 June 25, 2024
Get the Crack smutmug. by Wabi Sabi SP September 9, 2025
Get the Crackmug. 
A crack turtle is someone whose mental capabilities have gone slow due to the excessive use of substances.
Jerry: "Oh man, I just needed two hours to take my morning dump and brush my teeth."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."
by thepranxter March 21, 2018
Get the crack turtlemug.