Chris

My friend Chris can’t spell Gatorade so he is a dumbass
by Apple juice 1 May 13, 2023
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Chris

Chris is a very cute guy yes and his personality is great. But chris is a guy who will either get your hopes up or break your heart when you are tied around his finger. He is a very smart guy and act like he doesnt know you after you break up. He breaks up with you for so many stupid reasons. Then he will get with another girl. My advice dont date a chris.
Hey have you seen chris lately
I'm not trying to get my heart broken again
by Heyyyraine January 25, 2020
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Chris

A Chris is annoying little spastic. A Chris would always talk annoying things over the phone and when it comes to life he would run away. Chris is a small little virgin that will never get a girlfriend
Did u here that Chris guy get rejected by that girl over there, little spastic
by BillIsMyGuy September 18, 2020
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Chris

He acts the gayest in the friend group
He’s very passionate about his friends
He loves to dance

When u look into his eyes he’ll put you into a trans

He has a very good taste in guys
Chris is very passionate about guys
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Chris Cornell Cocktail

A drug cocktail of Ativan, prednisone and omeprazole, all found at the scene of Chris Cornell’s death and believed to be the reason for his suicide.
Man, this Chris Cornell Cocktail is making me manic as fuck
by whamola99 August 16, 2021
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Chris Bryant

Digging a hole, knowing you've already gone too deep but you keep digging because to stop would draw attention to your complete lack of knowledge, bad decisions and general failings.
First coined 1st August 2021 when UK Member of Parliament Chris Bryant was repeatedly and mercilessly burned on Twitter. Even long-time adversaries of the MP begged him to come off the social media platform after he alleged that Pinochet was a communist.

Undeterred, the MP went on to make such a fool of himself that the phrase "Doing a Chris Bryant" was used.
Having a Bryant - When you are in over your head, but you keep digging while pretending you know what you doing.

Boss to Painter. : "You know this wall was supposed to be blue, why did you paint it yellow, then proceed to paint the house, your car, and the old lady sitting on the bench outside?.. Did you paint that baby's face!? "

Painter: "I knew it was wrong, but people were watching! I just kept on going, as if that was all planned. People looked horrified when I was painting people and dogs and cars, but I just had a Chris Bryant moment. I literally couldn't stop being a prick. I was waiting for someone to take the brush off me, but they never did."
by Dic Penderyn August 1, 2021
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