Hate chris

Which means when a GILBERT understands everything about you and appreciates you

I hate chris

by Sghhhhh September 29, 2021

chris brown

best singer in the world

person1: i wish i was chris brown. person2: wake up chris breezy 😎🛐

by rahhhhhmyg August 27, 2021

Chris

A loving caring guy who is always up for an adventure. A Chris is the best kind of friend and an even better boyfriend. A Chris is always there to listen to your problems when you have a bad day. A Chris will go see a long boring musical with you just to hang out. In other words he is a very good looking dude with a funny attitude that you just cant help but to fall in love in love with.

Girl- Wait.. shes with a Chris!!! How lucky is she...

by Mr. Chairwasalreadytaken September 9, 2016

Chris Fixelius

Chris is the sexiest man on earth . He gets every girl. And usually does great in school. He got 81 procent on the good lookin scale. "Mamba out"

Oh take a look at that white boiii Chris Fixelius he is popping number threeee. Calling "Porzingis for MVP"

by Kristaps4MVP December 12, 2016

Chris

A very sexual man. Hot as fuck and will eat you out like a god damn tuna taco. Besides for being a sex god, he is very loyal and kind. Chris will care for your every need. He is the kind of guy you go on a nice innocent stroll down the beach, holding his hand amd talking about you guys future, just to return to your house and have him make you scream Daddy.

"Chris is the guy every girl needs!"
"Chris is such a God, do you see those abs???"

"Oh my lord, Chris took me home last night and fufilled all my kinkest desires😍!"

by fuck_me.papi June 7, 2018

Chris

Chris is a faggot baby daddy who doesn’t care about anyone other than himself

Very abusive and never their for his youngest

Loves to manipulate and claims he is the victim

“I’ve never felt so down in my life”

“Omg are you dating a Chris?”

by popskittles November 6, 2022

chris mccullough

Young Lad in his prime. Sometimes known as “The Cannon” or more recently “The Cannonball”. Famous for his many injuries and gourmet burgers, Chris spends his days playing sports and chewing gum.

Chris McCullough? He’s my dude.

by Redish Panda May 11, 2018