The pussy of our ancestors. Similar to Asian pussy, but tastes more similar to brontosaurus meat than cat meat.
Woah dude!!!! That is the most primitive pussy I've ever seen! My sister's old saggy velociraptor vagina doesn't even compare! It doesn't have as many teeth though...
by Nicaragua57 November 09, 2010
"Pussy Shart" is defined as a shart that comes out the pussy....no shit. A pussy shart usually occurs after a long hard night of "space docking". It is a well known fact that a "pussy fart" and a "shart" are among some of the most hilarious events ever to happen to anyone. Now imagine these two magical events combined.
Stig: Yo sookrims ever tried space-docking?
Sookrims: Ehh no...why?
Stig: Coz i did.
Sookrims: Haha any good
Stig: Yeh......
Sookrims: but.
Stig: She totally pussy sharted on my dick
Sookrims: Lol
Sookrims: Ehh no...why?
Stig: Coz i did.
Sookrims: Haha any good
Stig: Yeh......
Sookrims: but.
Stig: She totally pussy sharted on my dick
Sookrims: Lol
by Sookrims May 11, 2009
by Defnition202 June 09, 2016
by Deez nuts April 29, 2015
by Mr hahaha December 29, 2015
Girl A: "Tom and I went on a date. He tried to have sex with me in his car in the restaurant parking lot! There were people everywhere."
Girl B: "jeez he's such a pussy pig!"
Girl B: "jeez he's such a pussy pig!"
by chelnee15 January 03, 2015
noun: a name given to a woman's genitalia who has not had any sexual contact after a lengthy period of time resulting in the vaginal juices to ferment and produce an unpleasant odor commonly mistaken for yeast.
dude1; "i'll pay you $20 to sleep with dave's mom"
dude2; "hell no!! She got one yeasty pussy! i can smell it from here!!
dude1; "ok.......ill double it"
dude2; ".........................your on"
dude2; "hell no!! She got one yeasty pussy! i can smell it from here!!
dude1; "ok.......ill double it"
dude2; ".........................your on"
by mike hocks January 12, 2012