fujita-pants

An extremely wet and sloppy vagina caused by a woman's arousal to masculine energy. A condition causing a woman's crotch to become soggy and wet like a rice patty and smell like old homeless urine requiring a change of clothes and shower to correct. See also fujita - pants. Fujita pants, the preparation for a squirting wet rice patty vagina

The Nurse Doctor was such a horny slut. She touched my hand and squirted full Fujita!!. My ex-girlfriend has the same problem that's why she brings fujita-pants with her everywhere knowing that she is going to soak through her panties whenever she gets close to me.

by Dr.ChelseaMFujita June 24, 2025

santa pants

To have grey pubic hair.

Sure he's a sexy silver fox, but you know that means he's probably a santa pants?

by paul3onthetree February 4, 2009

Pants Watcher

The opposite of the person who wears the pants in a relationship. Also known as a beta or a sub.

Veronica is the pants watcher for sure. But she likes being told what to do so it works.

by Na—— August 22, 2023

Pussy Pants

Yoga Pants, spandex pants, stretchy pants, or any kind of pants that shows the vagina to anyone look who is looking

He says “Bitch, go change your pussy pants right now! Your not wearing your pussy pants in public!”

by BettyStotler October 14, 2023

Slag pants

A hole located on a piece of clothing on or above the thigh, allowing a female to alert other males that she is easy access for a good time.

I think ill wear my Slag pants tonight just to make sure.

by TheRoyalist July 11, 2017

pant

hell.

I fucking hate being in pant

by turtLwasalreadytaken October 23, 2022

Tricky Pants

A woman who is suspected of or has cheated on her partner.

"I don't trust Scott's girlfriend Sarah, she has tricky pants"

by ppsh38/41 October 13, 2009