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take it for granite

To presume dat something is "rock solid".
Prudential Financial uses da Rock of Gibraltar as their logo, but even in their case, one should not automatically "take it for granite" dat dey will keep you fiscally secure in all aspects and areas of your life.
by QuacksO January 21, 2022
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I'll take a BOSS

A chick-fil-a sandwhich with not pickles, refered to as a Boss. Created by a pickle hater nick-named Boss.
"Welcome to Chick-Fil-A May I take your order?"

Yea I'll take a Boss

"No problem"
by Nobodyspecial3434 September 5, 2011
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Burnt Take

A burnt take is a perspective or opinion expressed on social media, which used to get a lot of attention for how uncommon or controversial it was, but doesn’t anymore.

It may have been overused as a means to farm interaction, causing it to lose its shock value, or it simply may have become a more commonly-held belief among people.

It could have also fizzled out because it used to pop up a lot in not-so-civil debates among a community, and said community became bored of the conflict.

A hot take that has lost its original spark.
OP: Hot take, Mr Beast is only pretending to be a good person, he’s actually super corrupt.

Commenter 1: Burnt take, everyone knows that he sucks now.

Commenter 2: I second that, just look at the quality control for Lunchly. Not to mention he put his buddy in solitary confinement and basically tortured him for views.
by Shoobies898 June 7, 2025
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reverse test-taking

Where you don't physically/emotionally feel up to insipidly wading through an entire 0%!$&@# textbook-article prior to taking the post-test, and so you simply take the test "first" instead of "last", skimming the book to locate just the answer to each question as you read it off from the test-sheet.
I was always a low-stamina student with short attention-span and poor concentration, so I always had to perform just the reverse test-taking method to pass my exams.
by QuacksO October 5, 2018
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Take everything I have

Iiiiiiit... Had better not... Because I am not against doing the same to someone else...
Hym "Speaking of daughters, yours can 'take everything I have.' And I know, you struggle with interpretation so I'll spell it out for you: I mean both my weiner and seed. She can take it all. I'm speaking euphemistically about sex with your daughter. As opposed to literally."
by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
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Take me to pound town

Asking someone to give you a good pounding(fist bump)
Hey man I haven’t seen you in a while, take me to pound town!
by lunarcruiser720 March 21, 2023
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