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Fuck me eyes

When someone looks at you like they want to fuck
“She looked at me with fuck me eyes.”
by Mr fuck yo bitch August 21, 2022
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Notice Me Status

A Facebook or Myspace status designed specifically to make yourself look cool or to have someone notice you in order to get them to talk to you; specifically someone who wouldn't normally do so. Such status' are too long, too descriptive and include inside jokes that no one understands.

People may include 1. a crush, 2. someone older, 3. someone you're mad at but don't want to directly confront, 4. no one in particular

Similar to the notice me e-mail
1. "Alex is SO HAPPY HE GOT TO GO TO THE SMOG CONCERT IT WAS SO COOL HOW THE LEAD SINGER TOUCHED MY HAND WHILE HE WAS SINGING AND I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH JOHN, HEATHER, ALLISSA, ERIN, AARON AND BRANDON!"

2. "John has so much fun in class today because he had a substitute teacher and she was so funny! LOL I was laughing so hard and I still can't stop. LOL... "PIZZA!" Haha omgg lol!"

3. "Alex is thinking that if you say you are going to hang out with someone you should hang out with them instead of saying you're going to, making plans and then at the last minute cancelling them to hang out with someone else preventing me from getting to go out tonight because I cancelled other plans for those plans."

4. "John is totally in love with a girl... I love her long blonde hair (about 12 inches long with brown streaks), and her perfectly french manicured fingers and her laugh and her school schedule even... first period science, second period math, third period chorus, fourth period photo, fifth period history, sixth period gym, seventh period english

5. "Alex is so glad he went last night, but will leave it at that to prevent a Notice Me Status."
by PT4BB May 24, 2009
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so block me

A sharp retort that you make to anybody in your friend list who has been complaining about getting excessive spam/notifications/bulletins from you.
she: can't you make all these crappy mafia wars invites stop?? they are sooo getting on my head....

he: huh?

she: i'm soooooo totally pissed off

he: so block me!
by killerdove November 11, 2011
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Come down with me

Play on words with the Channel 4 (UK) show "Come dine with me" A show in which contestants host dinner parties and rate each other on things such as food quality, hospitality, entertainment etc.

Come down with me is more of the same but is based on an entirely different platform.

DEFINITION: After a night out with friends you return to one of your friends homes after you have been drinking/smoking/snorting copious amounts, and intend only to 'crash' or 'mong out' as you will more that likely feel like total shit and want to be left alone to sleep, eat or throw up.
In the following hours or the following morning you will rate the persons hospitality out of 10 on how you stay was, taking into account things such as: Bed comfort, food, toilets, other guests and of course, your all round experience
"I can only rate Mark's a 7 on Come down with me because those sluts wouldn't leave me the fuck alone while i was trying to mong out and sit and eat Doritos"

"Come down with me tonight dude, i'm so fucked"
by iLikeLakais17 January 6, 2013
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Adderall had me

A lead up phrase to an unusual event or action that follows the ingestion of the

popular substance adderall.
adderall had me losing the Quiet Game to a large Italian family

adderall had me jerking off to harry potter on the trolly

adderall had me trick or treatin' in your moms pants with superhuman dexterity
by RenegadePunk June 17, 2014
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upper-cut-me

(verb) Term used to ask someone to contact you by phone, e-mail, etc...
Upper-cut-me later we'll go burn that shit..!
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Let me be great

Telling people or haters to step out of your way so you can be great or wonderful for once now that they have stood out of life or shadow .
"Makaylah can you just step out of my life so I can be great ? I wanna be able to do what I feel and with you here I'm trapped in a box , so can u just leave and let me be great ? "
by Zcat November 13, 2017
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