Tourette Syndrome

America's latest example of a double negative, along with Islam.

We can all laugh at HIV, AIDS, cancer, and a legion of other STDs and mental disorders, but - God forbid - we can't ever get away with making fun of some kid saying "FUCKING ASS LICKER" 20 times in twelve minutes.

That's Tourette Syndrome for ya.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 1, 2009

Asperger Syndrome

Very similar to high functioning autism. People with Asperger Syndrome(aspies) are interesting to talk to if you happen to have the same special interest as them. They're also very rigid. That means they'll get mad as hell if you sit in their special spot. They also have no creativity. They also think people with HFA are more "disabled". That is true once in a while, but not always.

Aspie: I have Asperger Syndrome.
Person with HFA: I have high functioning autism.
Aspie: I'm more high functioning than you!
Person with HFA: No one cares.

by The Autistic December 14, 2011

Virgin Syndrome

When a virgin or person who has never been in a serious relationship is over clingy, over bearing, and clueless as to how partner relationships work.

I knew he had Virgin Syndrome when he tried to be a doctor when he found out I had anxiety, like, know your place, dude.

by Thatgf June 19, 2016

Hanson Syndrome

Hanson syndrome- A state of mind in which the person is more insane it brings offense to the name psycho. This state of being is where one person is so crazy they must have the Hanson syndrome

That girl Samantha must have the Hanson Syndrome

by Tyshhs August 10, 2020

Dittmar Syndrome

Someone that lies so often they can no longer tell the truth because doing so would eliminate their existence as a person.

dittmar syndrome, causes a person to tell strangers he/she is jewish..when in fact, everyone knows they are lying.

by ChipTheRipper5000 July 23, 2020

fanta syndrome

when you're poor and malnourished living in the third wolrd and you drink Fanta or soda-pop. The empty calories mess with your body and make it harder to get proper vitamins and minerals and such.

Kid in developing country isn't getting enough to eat. Clean potable water isn't avialable. Drinks coke instead. Becomes more malnourished. This is called Fanta syndrome.

by ez cheese November 12, 2013

Therapist Syndrome

A contition where one has perfected the art of pretending they care, when they really don't give a crap. It usually occurs in people who are too nice to just tell other people that they really don't care at all about their sad lives. It is usually hard to control, so one who has it may uncontrollably act like they care, no matter how much they really want to tell people to get a life.

Guy 1: ...and then he was all like...bla...bla...bla...bla...
Therapist syndrome guy: Cool story bro...

by descriptgeist March 7, 2015