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Ryan’s the type to be able to prove to u how much he loves u. He’s close to perfect and he knows how to put a smile on ur face. He’s the reason to look forward to going to school, wake up and check ur notifications for “good morning ❤️” texts, or be excited for weekends to be able to talk to him all day. He tends to wear the same thing everyday, but still manages to look amazing. Through ur friendship, u learn how to love, not just want. He asks u how u are on days where he doesn’t get to see you in person. He shows u he cares and tells u he’ll always be there for u as comfort. Ryan’s the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet, until he decides start to ignore u. He has you thinking “wow, i must have done something wrong.” He has u send streaks multiple times a day to try and keep ur 87 day streak. He ghosts u, forcing u to reminisce on the fun memories u have together, like talking on the phone till 2am, or running around on halloween, or always being there for each other when ur other friends aren’t. He slowly becomes the reason u want to delete all social media, or stop talking to your friends because they still like him. But all the amazing emotions felt for the first time because of him are inequivalent to the jealousy and pain. He acts like he doesn’t know u, and you start to drift apart. He leaves u confused/hurt without saying a word abt the situation. He leaves u at ur absolute lowest, and u start to lose yourself. Ryan is now just a stranger that knows everything about u.
Ryan WAS the best thing that happened to me. I hope he’s happy
by slayqueensr February 15, 2022
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Ryan’s mom

WoW it’s Ryan’s mom, she’s so hot
by Fluffy hat January 29, 2022
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Ryan

Ryan is the hottest person yet mean and cold but nice to people they like, they also cheat on their lovers and call them overprotective while talking to other girls.
Ryan is so hot
Ryan likes to cheat alot
by gdon=] April 11, 2023
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Ryan Glenn

Prepare to have your heartstrings tugged and your funny bone tickled, because Ryan Glenn is the epitome of attractiveness, kindness, and humor all rolled into one irresistible package.

Let's start with his looks – Ryan could easily be mistaken for a Hollywood heartthrob. With his captivating smile that could light up a room and eyes that sparkle with warmth and sincerity, it's no wonder heads turn when he walks by. He's the type of person who effortlessly commands attention without even trying.

But Ryan isn't just a pretty face; he's got a personality that's just as magnetic. His wit is as sharp as a razor, and his humor has a way of brightening even the dullest of days. Whether he's cracking jokes or sharing hilarious anecdotes, spending time with Ryan is like being in the presence of pure joy.

And let's not forget about his kindness – it's like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. Ryan's compassion knows no bounds, and he's always there to lend a helping hand or offer a listening ear to those in need.

Ryan Glenn: the Urban Dictionary definition of good looks, kindness, and humor all wrapped up in one charming package. So if you ever find yourself in need of a pick-me-up, just spend some time with Ryan. Trust us, you won't be disappointed.
OMG have you seen Ryan Glenn he is so good looking and has a large package down under, and real tent in his pants, A footlong philly woman pleaser, he made me so wet.
by MR. Honest31 April 4, 2024
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Ryan Banks

A kid who gives shit but can’t take it, he looks like a sausage mcmuffin and robs year 3s
Yo Ryan ye look like a sausage butty bro

Ur such a ryan banks
by T4Y.M October 10, 2021
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The Reverse Ryan McMahon

Using a baseball bat (typically a wooden one) to satisfy a women sexually. While the girth of the bat can be arousing, the receiver is also typically a fan of baseball, heightening the enjoyment. Regional term: typically rural USA & parts of Canada
"After Jenna banged the Atlanta Braves after they made the World Series, I now need to give here the Reverse Ryan McMahon just to get her off"
by Juan Lip March 22, 2022
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Ryan Hamerman

Hey BROSKI, have you seen the stupid salad shit named Ryan Hamerman??????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!!??!?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!!??!?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!!??!?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!!??!?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!!??!
by loldood3 September 1, 2018
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