house punch

The remnants of all alcohols and liquors left after a house party mixed together.

"We need to finish off all of the nearly empty bottles of alcohol."
"Just put it all in one bottle and make a house punch"

by Doughbaggery August 25, 2020

Byham House

A boarding house. A place of all emotions. Somewhere you can find happiness, sadness, anger, joy, confusion, and frustration. Somewhere you and your housemates will love and hate being all at the same time. Some of the best and oddest memories will occur here.

Person 1: God, I love living in the Byham House!

Person 2: What are you talking about!? It's a living hell!

Person 3: eh, its not that bad. I'm having fun!

by man who knows 1234 June 14, 2013

Cumnor House Parents

Someone who usually goes drinking at The Griffin inn or, if you're having a quiet one, The coach and horses. One whose anatomy is made up of 80% wine, 10% tory and the last 10% is either more alcohol or fags depending on how many years of school fees they have left to pay.

person 1: maybe we should open one more bottle?

person 2: yehhhhh why not, let's not turn into Cumnor House parents though, we've already got through 5.

by peanutswithpasta February 5, 2022

house was sold

Can be used pertaining to ex relationships and your ex partner is trying to come back into your life.

My ex said he tryna come home. I told him the house was sold.

by Babylove45 February 18, 2025

House Rules

The set of unwritten rules players of a game agree to abide by when playing a game, sometimes explicitly authorized to do so by the written rules.

"How has this country gotten so shitty?" "Niggas on the world stage have been playing by house rules for way too fuckin long. That's how."

by Publius0987 April 13, 2025

Gay Trap House

A trap house with only dudes and fat chicks.

Dude, that place got old, it's like a gay trap house full of fat bitches.

by NikeT1138 June 28, 2021

House of Pain

A little past supper-time
I'm still out on the porch step sitting on my behind,
Waiting for you.
Wondering if everything is alright.
Momma said, "Come in boy, don't waste your time." I said, "I've got time.
Well, he'll be here soon."
Five years old and talking to myself.
Where were you? Where'd you go?
Daddy, can't you tell?
I'm not trying to fake it
And I ain't the one to blame.
There's no one home
In my house of pain.
I didn't write these pages
And my script's been rearranged.
No, there's no one home
In my house of pain
Wasn't I worth the time?
A boy needs a daddy like a dance to mime and all the time
I looked up to you.
I paced my room a million times.
And all I ever got was one big lie, the same old lie.
How could you?

Well, I was eighteen and still talking to myself.
Where were you? Where'd you go?
Daddy can't you tell?
I'm not trying to fake it
And I ain't the one to blame.
There's no one home
In my house of pain
I didn't write these pages
And my script's been rearranged.
No, there's no one home
In my house of pain

And I'm alone again
Well, if I learned anything from this... It's how to live on my own.

by Death Menace June 13, 2023