ur moms a spider

Funny ur mom joke

"ur so annoying"
"yea well ur moms a spiderrrr"

by hehe_8432__ October 8, 2021

ur mom gay

The most destructive, god defying, depression starting ever thrown insult to exist. This insult could destroy your opponent in a second.

Jim: Hey George you have an iq of a transgender horse.
George: Ya well, your mom gay.
Jim: (Cuts off genitalia with razor sharp object)

by seriousdictionary14 May 10, 2018

super-mom syndrome

Super-mom Syndrome is a mom noticeably amazing to and for her kids; Supermom's can be (MILFS) but not a requirement; They can also be soccer-mom's or so bad-ass that you assume they are one. She knows when to show up, shut up, lead & follow/support.

"damn, she got super-mom syndrome right there, getting all those happy-assed kids into that SUV while looking like she's on cat-walking on the runway and shit"!

by FondaManChild December 5, 2016

Your Moms Penis

An insult your mom has a penis therefore your mom is gay with your dads penis.

Guess what i saw yesterday. Your moms penis. Gross my moms not a guy. your moms penis tells me a different story.

by mike112983 March 17, 2009

new mom boobs

1. a phrase to describe the enormous natural increase of the breast size of a woman who is either pregnant or nursing.

2. big breasts due to lactation.

Check out Christina Aguilaras new mom boobs!

by boob job, milk, tit job, milf June 28, 2009

Your Mom's a Plane

A witty remark used as a rebuttal when a short kid says "Look at me, I'm a plane." Indicates that the person's mom is a plane.

A kid says "Look at me, I'm a plane!" You say " Your Mom's a Plane "

by Snicker Tits January 22, 2009

kuma's mom

a dirty slut , ho3 , whore, loves getting analed by accel and kenn.

by Anonymous March 10, 2003