Something that covers your bollocks. And if you're American, then get on your cheeseburgers and get to fuck.
by NameManWhoMakesNames May 18, 2018

by TheRoamingSpider1 September 12, 2004

by Cooperh January 1, 2024

When a male has a very obvious Erection. Those Gnomes be hitching tents in those boys pants. Like a fucking camping trip.
by Little Red in the Hood July 16, 2016

Spandex pants so tight and form fitting that you can see the outline of the female genitalia causing you to shout out MONKEE!!
by Louisiana trouser wowser July 4, 2016

Basically a way of saying someone is in the act of masturbation or jerking off. It is meant to symbolize the imagery of pants strapped around the ankles like a handcuff straps around two hands.
It is sometimes written as "P.H.A!"
It is sometimes written as "P.H.A!"
Jovan Jordan: anytime I see Rosa Johnson's or Alicia Campagna's phat ass and small tits on social media, it always leads to a pants handcuffing ankles type of situation
Dredd: yeah I feel the same way about Kelsi Monroe, Jada Stevens, Olivia Rose Livi Whitman and Liz Jordan. Thick pawgs always make you want to beat your meat
Dredd: yeah I feel the same way about Kelsi Monroe, Jada Stevens, Olivia Rose Livi Whitman and Liz Jordan. Thick pawgs always make you want to beat your meat
by GermanGoon January 9, 2025

by The real Jj17 March 19, 2016
