May 23

Kiss your crush on the ass-day!

Person: omg she/he is so cute
Person2: kiss she/him on the ass!
Person: why?
Person2: it’s May 23!

by kaclyman May 23, 2022

May 26

The day where you talk back to your teachers

Yay May 26 I can finally Ms.Gwen just shut up because her breath stank

by Twotwotwotwo May 23, 2022

May 25

National go up to Jonathan and pull down he’s pants then suck he’s dick

Boy1: omg it’s Jonathan let’s suck he’s dick

Boy2: omg he’s dick is big 🤤

May 25

by Professor_never_dies1232 May 23, 2022

May 26

National slap your homies ass day

Boy1: yo bro you got a fat truck

Boy2: thx wanna smack it cuz it’s may 26

Boy1: yesssirrrr *slaps ass*

by Professor_never_dies1232 May 24, 2022

May 24

National ask your crush out day😍

May 24
Best friend: your crush out rn don't be a pussy

by National days222 May 24, 2022

May 24th

National unground your kids day

Ungrounded means to stop the punishment Over time u gave them # May 24th

by Becky hues May 24, 2022

May 25

May 25 is the day that you have to FaceTime your friends for 2-4+ hours.

May 25 is soon can’t wait to call you!!

by BradyLC May 24, 2022