Chris Townsend

Townsend sounds like a upper class second name where the family sit in their house in Buckinghamshire and watch the golf whilst eating slightly salted crisps from Waitrose. However Chris Townsend is beyond all and is a sussy baka who has water so old on his shelf that it was probably on the table during ‘The Last Supper’. Although Chris Townsend is an excellent entrarnpeur and created Bussin Foods and SafeSpace which he presented in rather controversial ways, resulting in being the most hated man in the room. However many girls still wanted his cock. Shame those girls wanted every other lads cock too… overall Chris is an epic man and people around him respect him greatly, especially certain women ofc.
Chris Townsend, can we be a cute minecraft couple?
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Chris Co

“Chris Co is nothing but hell.”
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Chris+Hetty

The best couple ever. They need to shut up and date right now. They will be together FOREVER.

Overall, they just need to date. They are both fit and kind, funny and sweet.
Aurora:Look at them, they are so cute!
Libby:Obviously, there Chris+Hetty
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Chris Rocked

Short for “Getting slapped by Will Smith
You just got Chris Rocked!
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chris rocked

when you get slapped so hard that you are stunted usually after making a j.i. jane joke
you got chris rocked my guy
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Chris Sexton

Chris Sexton whipped out the the tow mators and sank them into some fresh watermelon
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Chris Harrison

an American television and game show host, best known for his role as the host of the ABC reality television dating show The Bachelor from 2002 to 2021.
The syndicated series' final host was Chris Harrison, who took over from Crews in 2015 and hosted until the show was canceled, with the finale airing on May 31, 2019
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