Top set

Dickhead wankers who r clever n think they r hard but are actually hard over osmosis

Those top set dickhead wankers got full marks in the test again, bet they wank off to ionic bonding

by Ramadan9900 June 1, 2018

Top darts

Top darts - not related to cigarettes (see: darts) is a saying used for positive; people, objects, settings, features, environments etc. Exlusively used in positive context. Reported to have originated in 1980’s UK Television, it is now commonly used in remote to regional Australia.

“That Sheila I rooted last night was top darts!!”

“Roger, that quartetly sales report you filed was top darts”

by Davofromthelocal June 5, 2018

Top Shelf

Slang reference to anal sex

I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf

by Nasty Neighbors June 10, 2018

top gun summer

The warmest part of the year. Men grow mustaches and shave their beards. It is the male equivalent of hot girl summer.

Looking good bro. I’m digging the top gun summer look.

by Giggled95036 August 7, 2022

Top Minus

A guy who says he is a top. After a few minutes of fooling around, he asks you to breed him.

This top minus was so annoying last night, I asked him like three times if he would top before coming over.

by PigRugger August 9, 2022

Top g

Valid, top gangster, top goat, top God. You're protected by a bigger brother basically, accepted into their home unharmed. (not untouched 🏃 ♀️)

"Your top g"
"Really man?"

by Jimbob Nach0s August 17, 2022

Top Deck

Top deck...

Refers to the male genetalia, where half is lighter than the other half.Usually the balls and half the shaft is brown or darker and the top is lighter, like a Cadbury Top Deck chocolate.

Also applies to when the whole of the man's genetalia is darker than the rest of his body.

"omg girl, I made out with him finally and he has a top deck"

He looked at his dick and realised he was a top deck

He was white as snow but he was swinging the top deck

by TopDeck August 20, 2022