the compton school

where year 7s think they're roadmen when really they dont know how to speak a fucking word of english

hey where do u go mate?
the compton school
kill yourself you fucking year 7 pussy

by tumarto February 6, 2022

School water

School water is the musty school fountain water that tastes dry and metallic

Man I have some water but it’s school water .

by Gilb0rt April 21, 2022

School bathroom

The place where people go to relax, be themselves and spill tea. Awkward if you ever use this holy place to pee and someone else is there using it for its spiritual powers. If you are invited to the school bathroom you are automatically cool and that person trusts you.

Girl1: hey wanna go to the school bathroom?
Girl2: *feels blessed with this honour*

by Ur wife >:) February 25, 2022

Middle School

JUST NO

Run while you still can it’s middle school

by Partay Marty March 2, 2022

School computer

The shittiest machine ever.
can't do anything on this lousy machine
probably made by goblins in the year 10000000000000000 b.c. and then puked up by a yak and pooped out by a skunk
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN GLITCHY ITS PHYSICALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!

student: I HATE THIS FUCKING SCHOOL COMPUTER!!!
teacher: YOU WERE UNMUTED!
student: DAMN IT!!!!
Nelson Muntz: HAW HAW!

by Lovecraftian_Horror#1 January 19, 2021

new school

the opposite of old school

this is old school but this is new school

by oi hello there January 29, 2021

Haydon school

The most shiftiest school with the shiftiest teachers and the shiftiest food.
And every single teacher in there is a nonce who likes looking at little kids

Haydon school means it’s shit

by MR JONES THE NONCE February 2, 2021