Chris

Chris is a really cool guy that you'll meet

Chris is cool

by CISCDR December 1, 2021

Chris

He has a really big dick and is really cute, if he is your boyfriend you age very lucky. You dont treat him wrong. He is really good in bed as well

Chris is sexy

by Wayn ker December 4, 2021

I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.

Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid

by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024

chris

He bites percs, he is a perc biter

He did not wash it down with water, he instead bit and chewed. That's some Chris shit.

by Thereal5ive February 14, 2024

Chris-slapped

The residual physical effects after meeting a Chris. The intensity of such an experience, exceeds the standard human bandwidth, therefore, leaving one, with lingering pleasurable pain in turn adding confusion and causing many to be “stuck”. It quickly subsides, and then the “woke” sets in, it is realized that they just encountered a whole-ass Chris-slapped episode. No known long term effects have been reported. Continue enjoying the benefits of meeting new Chris’s, the event only occurs upon initial introduction. Dizziness, vomiting, drooling and explosive diarrhea have been the only short term side effects that have been reported. We didn’t take ALL the reports, but, the ones we collected data from, there was only permanent damage to maybe 1 or 2 people. We are working on a multi side-effect riddled vaccine that has a success rate, currently being estimated near or close to like18%. In the interim, maybe take some self defense classes assholes?! Take some responsibility for yourself, we have given you a highly probable scenario regarding this new fad some influencer hexed us with through tarot readings into a microphone while whispering and tapping gently and there was some purring. So, knowledge is key, figure out what works best for you.

Katie was called into her bosses office, upon arriving late for her shift. She was asked to explain the reason for her tardiness. The moment Katie finished the first sentence out of her mouth “well, you know I Uber to work, and I didn’t realize until AFTER we had departed from my pick up location, that my driver turned to look back at me and introduced himself as CHRS”!

Her boss IMMEDIATELY jumped to comfort her and assess any symptoms that are common, among the Chris-slapped community.

by Ladyj222 February 16, 2024

doing a Chris Witcher

To lose your keys and then eventually find them in an obvious place

"John, we need to go, where are your keys?"

"I'm not sure, think I'm doing a Chris Witcher"

by PlantBasedRenegade February 25, 2024

Chris

A person of exceptional kindness, passion, and dedication, known for their unwavering loyalty and boundless curiosity. Often characterized by their love for aviation, comics, Lego and games. A supernova of passion and wit, embodying boundless love, unwavering loyalty, child-like wonder and an insatiable thirst for play. He navigates the cosmos of life with a magnetic presence, leaving trails of joy and laughter in his wake.

In the tapestry of humanity, Chris emerges as a radiant thread, weaving kindness, passion, and dedication into every interaction. His loyalty shines like an unwavering Autobot, steadfast and true, while his boundless curiosity propels him to explore the galaxies of aviation, comics, Lego, and games. A cosmic symphony of passion and wit, he embodies love, loyalty, and child-like wonder, his magnetic presence illuminating the cosmos with joy and laughter in his wake.

by AllTheNopes February 26, 2024