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Squid ink shot

After a long bout of anal and an ejaculation into the anal cavity, the female the squirts the cum and feces mixture into an awaiting mouth.
“After I finished mixing up her insides like a blender and came I laid back down, only for her to squat over top of me and give me a squid ink shot.”
by Raven G22 May 7, 2023
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Sling-Shot Wink

When you send a "wink" on match.com (a way to reach out and let someone know you're interested) and the other party winks back instead of sending you an email reply. Now you have to write an email which you may as well have done from the start.
I sent a girl a wink to let her know I was interested. Rather than reply with an email I got a sling-shot wink back from her.
by jrn112162 May 7, 2013
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pedo shot

a shot you receive preventing you from pedophile syndrome; what sydney takes every three months so she doesnt have pedophile symptoms
syd was stabbed with a pedo shot after she was found on the street corner acting as a pedophile

to be in the 2for5 business, you must receive your pedo shot & be disease free. all workers with diseases must give their customers a 10% discount. employees must wash hands before returning to work.

thank you pedo shot, i can fuck everyone in sight!
by 2for5dollaah January 29, 2012
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Critical shot

A situation when you are boning her pussy and ur dong accidentally slides in her booty hole
Guy 1: -Yo, man. Why are you so sad?
Guy 2: -Last night I had a critical shot with my bae and when I pulled out my scholng, it was fully covered with shit.
by Scaffold June 25, 2020
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Insane shot

Verb; Formal;
Ejaculating into a totally insane (ly hot) girl/guy inside of a psych ward.
Person A: "Omg brother, I just did an insane shot, it was awesome."

Person B: "Like in Overwatch or Something?"

Person A: "No like in Broadmoor."
by R1mjob Queen September 8, 2025
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Shot

An abbreviation of the term shit hot which refers to something which is extremely good.
Mate that paella looks shot.
by I'm a nerd November 13, 2017
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Government Shot

A type of small alcoholic beverage, taken as a shot with a 'back' to chase it, named for a conspiracy theory which posits that the U.S. government invented it as part of a health trend to get people to buy more vodka and pay more excise tax on liquors. The shot is usually taken as follows: 1-2 ounces of Vodka (usually Tito's gluten free) taken as a shooter, followed by a chaser mixing olive oil, turmeric, and Bragg's liquid amino. The sourness of the amino sometimes causes people to gag after the vodka, but if one can keep it down, the olive oil is supposed to help coat the stomach against the acidity and soak up some of the alcohol, preventing hangovers.
I went to Erewhon this morning with Tabither, and afterwards we went out on the Strip and took Government Shots all night- I mean, I've got a shoot tomorrow. I've gotta be fresh in the mornings, but I've gotta party, too. The Government is underrated.
by TitosVodRep1 November 25, 2018
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