Ryan

Sexy baby that all the guys wanna be gay around. He would rather play Fortnite over spending time with them.
R - Rizzful
Y - Yellow teeth
A - Asexual
N - No simping

Ryan - 'If you beat me in a 1 on 1 in Fortnite. I'll be your boyfriend.'
Person 1 - 'He's such a Ryan'

by def not ryan's friend May 5, 2024

Ryan

A sex connoisseur. The master of mpreg and the father of my kids. One interaction with this divine being binds your soul to his. Prepare for eternal damnation, as your hole will never heal after his milk bombs. There is no time to prepare, just relax your sphincter and enjoy the ride.

Gary: Dude... I don't think my anal prolapse will ever go back in after me and Ryan's 33 hour bareback breeding session!

by sillygooseexpress August 9, 2024

ryan and anna

unrequited love

Ryan and Anna are lovers at basketball games.

by poopypants25 February 1, 2022

Daddy Ryan

A hungry jacks manager who’s is very violent but at the same time extremely gentle.

BLM Blake: hey see they guy over there called trent he likes you and wants to have christmas lunch with you.
Ryan: Ha! xmas is going to be way to hard for daddy

Daddy ryan!

by Classic Ormeau April 9, 2022

ryan

someone who cant spell 6

its ryan this little fool cannot spell 6

by ryan xripps January 10, 2024

Ryan

Ryan is a chair who enjoy pets and video games. He doesn't cry when he stepping on legos. He reads backwards and has a small wee wee. He is cooler online that real life.

Ryan is deciding between two options for his GME shares: HOLD or HODL…

by Power2daPlayer December 26, 2021

Ryan

Ur mom lollllll

Girl 1: omg who’s that guy
Helen: that’s my boo thang get away from him

Girl 1: lol he’s so hot
Helen: Ik right but imma beat ur ass

Girl 1: stfu let’s go imma take your boo thang

Helen: *takes off her earings, and puts her hair up*
Girl 1: gets scared asf and runs away

Helen: makes out with Ryan and lives happy ever after

by Meduca6gunner August 20, 2022