Post Traumatic ID.me Disorder (PTIDMED)

A subset of PTSD that directly affects former employees of ID.me.

Symptoms Include:

-Desire to burn down "The Establishment"
-Compulsion to read Glassdoor and continually edit your review "so that others understand"
-Reluctance to find a new job
-Feeling triggered even more than usual when someone asks for your ID
-Overall increase in destructive behavior

Wow! my Post Traumatic ID.me Disorder (PTIDMED) has really been acting up lately. I found myself yelling at the cashier at my local bodega when she asked to see my ID when checking out with my 6 pack.

by PalindromeHannaH May 2, 2023

Post-Cock Recidivist History

When a woman who was formerly dating women starts dating men and begins to trash lesbians and lesbianism.

Marley: Jess is dating men now, she says her relationship with Ann was trash although she loved it.

Slim: That's that Post-Cock Recidivist History

by Krimbrulee May 6, 2023

Post-neonatal drip

Breast-s-s serve two fractal biological functions: 1. To entice others to grope, grab, fondle, squeeze, and suck them; 2. To get groped, grabbed, fondled, squeezed, and sucked. In the interest of species survival, after childbirth, the breast-s-s start leaking randomly, which incapacitates the male's junk like Hillary pantsuits, while signaling to the newborn that it's snacky time.

Male #1: Yo, G, you b raw-doggin' that thang lately?

Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!

by Bong Juice May 15, 2023

post relationship ick syndrome

that feeling when you get the ick from a past relationship or ex . even though you're not together you still feel a powerful ick that makes you question everything

"i'm getting major PRIS from that"

"Did u see her post? i got serious post relationship ick syndrome !!

by morrow070shakeshakeshake May 22, 2023

postcode file

A file format created by Microsoft in Windows 11 when set to UK English. Normally, when you right-click to compress a file, the context menu says "compress to postcode file" instead of the expected "compress to zip file."

Blimey! Windows 11's translation hiccup has left me in stitches. Trying to zip my files results in a 'postcode file' suggestion. I guess my digital documents are off to afternoon tea with His Majesty's postmen!

by play4me June 8, 2023

post nut transcendence

“post-nut transcendence” is “the euphoric higher state of being an individual gains after orgasming”, or “busting a nut”

Nutted so hard I experienced post nut transcendence!

by PostNutTranscendence June 22, 2023

Post-Mortem Meme

A meme making fun of someone using a meme that has recently died.

This is a post-mortem meme: When you were almost late for school, tired and really annoyed and then the sped kid starts singing one two buckle my shoe:

by Truedefinitionsbylee June 26, 2023