porn customer

what a porn star calls someone who watches their porn

"Hey guys guess what?! I got my first porn customer yesterday!"

by yourfreakingmom April 12, 2016

Poop Porn

The most irritating most disgusting thing that a degenerate moderator on reddit can make porn out of.

Frank:I have a job, I make poop porn
Joe:I will erase your whole bloodline you disgusting troglodyte

by STINKANATOIR December 24, 2024

rhino porn

All you gotta do is strap a dildo to your head and peg each other in a mud puddle.

We told you before, we're not doing any gay bear porn!

Yeah, no shit. We wrapped that last week. We're on to rhino porn now.

by anonymous March 17, 2022

Porn for boys is like periods for girls

Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.

My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”

As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”

by Jose f August 14, 2024

Porn

The best thing to watch on a Saturday night with the boyz

Hey wanna come over this Saturday and watch porn with the boyz?

by penis_licker05 May 26, 2021

Porn

What my boyfriend watches every day.

Me: Oh god why are you watching porn again?

Him: You're not letting me to fuck you.

by anonymous June 6, 2021

Porn

A sport ya mother, sister, aunt, grandmother, cousin and I are familiar with. Our favorite thing to do as a family

Your mother and i starred in a porno together.

Me and your sister had sex while watching pornography.

Your aunt and I had a conversation on what type of porn we like.

by Jurassic Tits November 24, 2021